Worst launch in history

[anonymous]

Could they possibly fuck this up any more? Why so frantic? Can we just take a breath then take a step back? We only have one chance to get this right.

 

[anonymous]

Could they possibly fuck this up any more? Why so frantic? Can we just take a breath then take a step back? We only have one chance to get this right.

Now, now ,now. Calm down. Our team has everything under control. We know what's best for you. Have some cookies and milk and juuuust relax, just relax. I am sure your certification role play at the meeting will be fine! Remember to volunteer any chance you get so you can shine for your manager! Now get that f'in target list right you twit!

 

[anonymous]

Could they possibly fuck this up any more? Why so frantic? Can we just take a breath then take a step back? We only have one chance to get this right.

Shouldn't a statement such as this at least be reserved until after the launch meeting or perhaps sometime in mid to late June? I mean good lord, we haven't even gone to Vegas yet.

 

[anonymous]

Of course Teva are the worst at launching products - far more important things to do preparing pointless presentations.

 

[anonymous]

https://www.perseris.com/

???

 

[anonymous]

Shouldn't a statement such as this at least be reserved until after the launch meeting or perhaps sometime in mid to late June? I mean good lord, we haven't even gone to Vegas yet.

Will fingerhands be there ?

 

[anonymous]

https://www.perseris.com/

???

Teva management jerking off each other off thinking this product will be huge and will save this pathetic and sick company

 

[anonymous]

Will fingerhands be there ?

Teva management jerking each other off at the glorihole, the only thing Teva is good at

 

[anonymous]

Teva management jerking each other off at the glorihole, the only thing Teva is good at

Which launch will be worse, Uzedy or Austedo XR? Hey doc we’re once a day too (whispering under our breath “and a 4 week titration and 2 pills and 2 co-pays”). Honestly I think we would have been better off with keeping with the BID dosing. This titration is a mess.

 

[anonymous]

Which launch will be worse, Uzedy or Austedo XR? Hey doc we’re once a day too (whispering under our breath “and a 4 week titration and 2 pills and 2 co-pays”). Honestly I think we would have been better off with keeping with the BID dosing. This titration is a mess.

You’ll find out at the Vegas Showdown!

 

[anonymous]

You’ll find out at the Vegas Showdown!

Yes yes , lots of reacharounds in Vegas