Linzess is a failure- obviously an unneeded and unwanted me-too to the IBS market.
Gonna keep logging calls and collecting a paycheck- ride this shit wagon for as long as you can!
Damn right it is. I've been laughing all the way to the bank with Forests shady selling practices. Your drug killed mice and gives patients explosive diarrhea, not too mention your reps are idiots. My drug has 6 years, 6 million patients on it and is actually covered on insurance. My docs are laughing at you guys. I love the title of your thread, why bother? I've been saying that since you guys launched. Thanks for increasing my Amitiza sales, Losers!
hey hey hey....wait one damn minute mr/ms takeda rep. you can talk trash all you want but you just crossed the line!! get your facts straight: explosive diarrhea? yes... reps are idiots? well...yes... but killing mice??? I just can't stand for that. CPR was administered during the trials and I was the manager rodent resuscitation during the Linzess trials. And yes, we had some wonderful little white mice who struggled with the side effects of Linzess. And yes, some of them coded. But me and my strong, capable team brought them back to life! do you know how difficult it is to get your little pinky finger just in the right spot to deliver chest compressions?? My team worked tireless hours on that exercise for emergencies just like these. And when one little fella came to the first thing he squeaked was "hey dude, watch out...i'm not constipated anymore and i'm about to blow a massive log right onto you." it brought tears to my eyes! so for the record, Linzess was effective for this particular white mouse. Unfortunately, this was not a LOCF trial so he didn't get credit in the study. But rest assured he is shitting freely now while he awaits the trial on NMDG1436 which will be a blockbuster for chronic elephantiasis. So go back to your takeda board and spread that around.
Actually the mice that were saved from death were given gatorade. I know. I worked on the trials. That's what killed the others. Electrolyte imbalance. We buried the studies "on file". The FDA didn't ask for the reason why the mice died, so we didn't provide it.
You guys need to learn how to sell then because this is the easiest drug I've ever sold! My Amitiza is down 9% and I have a 6% market share already. Its almost too easy.
Can yo explain exactly what YOU did to raise the market share 6%?
success story time!!!!
Can yo explain exactly what YOU did to raise the market share 6%?
success story time!!!!
Can yo explain exactly what YOU did to raise the market share 6%?
success story time!!!!
pretty simple... i did alot of pre launch work getting my docs to follow me on twitter. Once I had that captive audience and they gave us the ok to start selling I started myself on Linzess. Every time I had to make a duty I took a nice pic and tweeted that shit out. They docs are all impressed with how nice my shits have been lately and they are encouraging their patients to start on Linzess and tweet out their turds as well!!! I think that and the fact that I send my 'A' Tracker out twice a day is going to lead me to PC this YEAR!!! follow me @ForestLabsShits
just admit that you can't sell and keep blaming this fact on other reasons. Yeah that's it.
just admit that you can't sell and keep blaming this fact on other reasons. Yeah that's it.
i can sell. i just choose not to when it doesn't matter if i do or don't.
pretty simple... i did alot of pre launch work getting my docs to follow me on twitter. Once I had that captive audience and they gave us the ok to start selling I started myself on Linzess. Every time I had to make a duty I took a nice pic and tweeted that shit out. They docs are all impressed with how nice my shits have been lately and they are encouraging their patients to start on Linzess and tweet out their turds as well!!! I think that and the fact that I send my 'A' Tracker out twice a day is going to lead me to PC this YEAR!!! follow me @ForestLabsShits
