Who the FUCK is Reggie Spizzle?

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If you don't know him yet, you won't get to know him. If you already know him, you know everything you need to know. If you know of him, you know that you need to know him. But if you need to know him, you won't get the chance.
He is the Alpha and the Omega of Pfizer.
He is the approved detail piece of Life.
Reggie "The Rizzle Dizzle" Spizzle.
 












Reggie is the best rep that Pfizer, or any other company ever had or hopes to have. I can still see Reggie arriving for the call (I was on a pre-hire field ride) and he pulls in the drive-way; Grand Prix, ganster white-walls, spoked hubs. He get's out with a double-breasted suit, stick-pin, smooth... real smooth. Anyway, he gets out and the WATERS PART. I mean everyone in the parking lot just got OUT OF THE WAY. Walks into the office and the entire staff... well there were three reps waiting, and this dude says, "please tell the doctor I am ready to see him". What do they do? Three female staff escort him back, and thats the last I saw of him, until I lucked out and won a VPC. Yeah... Reggie was there. Couldn't get close to him through his entourage.

Dudes and Dudettes, Reggie is THE MAN.
 












Did Reggie get laid off, or just laid? Either way he's a big winner, or is that weiner, what ever. He's still packing a big summer sausage and your wife, girlfriend, mother may be next in line. The legend of Reggie lives on!
 




Sir Reggie will be riding in his Outback into the sunset this Thursday after he notifies the last of his reps their placements. Not looking good for him. Will be going out in style, though. Last call Thursday will be a solid 4-product eDetail followed by enough voucher leave-behinds to keep Noah's Ark afloat.
 




















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