Where's my lunch?

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Hey, no one showed up for lunch at my office today. I had no one to bullshit into thinking I would write their drug. I was all ready to say sure I write exelon for all my patients, its a great drug and I had no idea the formulary coverage was so good. Do you have any idea what it costs to feed my staff? I mean my billing person alone weighs 300lbs if she's an ounce and my nurses piss and moan all afternoon if they don't eat. No more Novartis rx from this office.
 










Oh my gosh! I am so sorry I forgot your lunch today! Please accept my apology...I do realize you docs dont earn much money these days so I love to help feed you when I can. I promise I will be at your office tomorrow promptly at noon to shove your lunch right up your ass.
 




Over the years we all dealt with the offices that knew the Dr was on vacation but didn't bother to tell us because the staff wanted a free lunch. I will not be cancelling my lunches at these locations and these hogs will be pissed when no lunch arrives. Being a servant to the uneducated, fat staff was the worst part of the job.
 




This is another reason I am so glad to be out of this hell hole! I was so sick and tired of feeding these dopes.

Think about the way we had to swallow our pride and just "take it" from the staff & docs thinking they are superior to us.

Good luck to those that stay. They have to clean up the mess!
 




Over the years we all dealt with the offices that knew the Dr was on vacation but didn't bother to tell us because the staff wanted a free lunch. I will not be cancelling my lunches at these locations and these hogs will be pissed when no lunch arrives. Being a servant to the uneducated, fat staff was the worst part of the job.



So true. I love when the Dr sends his staff in to make him a plate of food so he can eat it in his office. I also love how the office staff complains about what is for lunch. Hey if you dont like it, you dont have to eat it
 




Hey, no one showed up for lunch at my office today. I had no one to bullshit into thinking I would write their drug. I was all ready to say sure I write exelon for all my patients, its a great drug and I had no idea the formulary coverage was so good. Do you have any idea what it costs to feed my staff? I mean my billing person alone weighs 300lbs if she's an ounce and my nurses piss and moan all afternoon if they don't eat. No more Novartis rx from this office.

And another thing, I am the doctor's billing person and I don't want anymore salads!!! Do you have any idea of the number of calories a day it takes to keep this body? You Barbie's come in here with your skin tight skirts and tops while I am looking fine in my stretch polyester pants and tents (oops tops). I want something cooked in lard so it will stick to my ribs! And my husband hates it when I bring salad home for dinner.
 




Over the years we all dealt with the offices that knew the Dr was on vacation but didn't bother to tell us because the staff wanted a free lunch. I will not be cancelling my lunches at these locations and these hogs will be pissed when no lunch arrives. Being a servant to the uneducated, fat staff was the worst part of the job.

I. Guess you won't have to worry about it anymore
 




Ever see those medical office help wanted ads with the line "lunch included daily" , no they can't pay their staff no more than $7.50/hr with no benefits, but can at least feed you.
 




Lol!!!! This is all so true. I can't stop laughing! And I needed a laugh:) not being allowed to feed the whole staff has been fun- I don't tell them and I only order enough to feed the correct amount. You should see the staff when they realize there isn't enough food for them. And they wouldn't dare eat the dr.s!! :)))) will not miss anything about this job except for my paycheck and a few friends!!!!