what is the most embarassing email that was ever sent to you at Novartis?

[Anonymous]

make sure it is not made public on CP because of the embarassment for Novartis

 

[Anonymous]

the best one I ever receive in my 13 year history was the one that asked people not to post on cafepharma. It came from HQ and stated the reasons why one should not use cafepharma.

#2 came from my dm. It was an email asking me to collect data, on a tuesday, that would predict what a report would say that was coming out on thursday. So I said "why not just wait until thursday when the report comes from the home office?" He said " I need to know what it might say, in the event I am ask about it!"

ps. I sent the report in at 11:58pm wed night. (and it had a TPS cover page!)

 

[Anonymous]

I Received an email from a senior manager basically stating that we will give most if not all promotions to females. Just waiting to use it in court when a woman beats me out for a promotion.

 

[Anonymous]

I Received an email from a senior manager basically stating that we will give most if not all promotions to females. Just waiting to use it in court when a woman beats me out for a promotion.

Liar

 

[Anonymous]

Liar

Sure you did.

 

[Anonymous]

Have you seen this in some way, shape, or form? "Novartis is the Place to Be"