What if an Arab(Syrian)-American ran for president?

























Ralph Nader is Arab. He didn't go over very well with entrenched corporate interests.

Where does the real power lie?

Ralphie Boy is the guy who single-handedly got Darvocet N-100 generic taken off the market. He tried many times while Lilly still had it as a branded product, but failed every time. Voters are still pissed that they no longer have propoxyphene napsylate for their pain. So if the Arab-American is Ralph Nader, he has no chance. Besides, he is older than dirt, and doesn't make much sense any more.
 






This explains his acts of fiscal terrorism upon the Office of Management and Budget and the State of Indiana. Funny how he's never brought up his "...proud heritage..." during either of his campaigns for Gov.