What I wish...

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I wish Amgen would require all staff to pass a writing, spelling and basic math test. (Thank you to the person who corrected the "Knew" error in another thread. Geez.)

All people who are at VP level or above must pass a test for "The ability to do the right thing" vs. "The ability to do the right thing for me" test, as well as undergo an assessment of whether ADHD is present and in control or if medication is warranted.

Other tests would include attention to detail test, ability to read a graphics powerpoint slide for what it doesn't say test, a psychological evaluation to determine emotional maturity, self awareness, and, lastly, an ego "in check" test.

The VP tests should really be administered to the Director and above level, but we would have no passing staff.

I wish some of you would review your posts before you submit them. I wonder how some of you passed high school. Oh, wait, never mind. This is the USA.

What do you wish?
 


















oh is it your mom that tries to do that....sorry.

I wish your mom would stop trying to kiss me after she swallows my load.

your wife likes to toss my salad and then try to kiss your mom.

got it.
 






I wish Amgen would require all staff to pass a writing, spelling and basic math test. (Thank you to the person who corrected the "Knew" error in another thread. Geez.)

All people who are at VP level or above must pass a test for "The ability to do the right thing" vs. "The ability to do the right thing for me" test, as well as undergo an assessment of whether ADHD is present and in control or if medication is warranted.

Other tests would include attention to detail test, ability to read a graphics powerpoint slide for what it doesn't say test, a psychological evaluation to determine emotional maturity, self awareness, and, lastly, an ego "in check" test.

The VP tests should really be administered to the Director and above level, but we would have no passing staff.

I wish some of you would review your posts before you submit them. I wonder how some of you passed high school. Oh, wait, never mind. This is the USA.

What do you wish?


I wish Jon Peacock would wake up and fix some serious issues in finance.