What do Eisai Oncology reps really do all day?

[Anonymous]

I mean without a Lunch what do you do all day

 

[Anonymous]

I mean without a Lunch what do you do all day

I have a lot of sex. With my manager, with my wife, with my self, in my car, in my house, and in my hotel room. Then I do a lunch whether its for friends and family or for some office cows.

 

[Anonymous]

Personally I have a three-screen home pc set-up. One for stocks 'n shares, one for World of Warcraft and one for hard-core pron.

And they pay me for this?

 

[Anonymous]

I do your Mom.

 

[Anonymous]

We are independent contractors who can do what they want. Jealous much?

 

[Anonymous]

To be successful at Eisai Oncology one must play OB's outdated and inefficient primary care game:

1. Fill up gas tank in the field and at route points (must mean I' working or effective)
2. Make up to 8 calls a day (Must mean I'm working)
3. Sync like a madman every night (Must mean I'm working)
4. Collect lots of receipts to (show I'm working)
5. Kiss ASS and develop almost incestial relationships with your manager and above them
6. Remember, Eisai isn't about sales, it's about kissing ass, drinking deep of the cool aid and sucking up
7. Comply with Compliance
8. Drink deeply of the HSC value/mission or whatever this mandatory BS cover shit is

 

[Anonymous]

I mean without a Lunch what do you do all day

Absolutely nothing!!!! But I've had this job for 8 years. The checks keep coming.

 

[Anonymous]

I mean without a Lunch what do you do all day

We look for other jobs or work our other jobs

 

[Anonymous]

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored

 

[Anonymous]

I mean without a Lunch what do you do all day

Look for jobs and interview with real oncology companies…

 

[Anonymous]

Coffee shop and people watching

 

[Anonymous]

We look for other jobs or work our other jobs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Anonymous]

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored

Me too

 

[Anonymous]

What's kind of sad is that this is all true.