What are you doing during the conference calls today?

[Anonymous]

I am on the leadership call right now and I am taking a massive shit. Later on during the call with my new RSD, I plan to beat off as many times as I can in one hour. Gonna set a new record. Then I will take another shit. What will you be doing?

 

[Anonymous]

Pedicure

 

[Anonymous]

Fuck you super DM "what a difference a day makes" Bob. Your advice to direct the reps to get right back out there and keep their foot on the gas pedal and "get over it" is so bullshit. Yes, they should have let people volunteer so you don't, as you said, need to "smoke them out" for a lack of commitment. You are a prime example of why most DMs suck balls. And nobody believes that you have never been on Cafe Pharma as you stated emphatically on the conference call. Try to blow Glenn more.

 

[Anonymous]

Listening to blah, blah, blah. Exact same shit they told us in 2010. Working on my resume and getting interviews set up. I am so outta here.

 

[Anonymous]

Watching "Sucker Punch" on HBO right now. Good movie. Cool special effects.

 

[Anonymous]

Shut up about Cresset Pat. Last thing we should be thinking about right now. Haven't you been enough times?

 

[Anonymous]

Cresset? Really?

 

[Anonymous]

I made cookies for my kids. They will be happy when they get home from school.

 

[Anonymous]

Shut up about Cresset Pat. Last thing we should be thinking about right now. Haven't you been enough times?

Funny how Pat opted not to answer question about Maroon 5. Can't believe they are doing this.

 

[Anonymous]

Most are pissed that the cuts didn't go deep enough. All believe much deeper cuts to come in July just before Actos goes off patent. They just want to suck as much blood out of those that are left to sell as much as possible before the big layoff comes.

Screw that. Not going to fall for it. Gonna work as little as possible and milk this for all its' worth. Gonna drink top shelf in vegas and spend as much of the co's money as I can.

Good luck to all that were severed. You are the luck ones. Enjoy your packages and spend it wisely. When you land at a better job with a better company do me a favor and see if you can get me over there. This places sucks harder than it ever has!

 

[Anonymous]

I rubbed one out during my conference call

 

[Anonymous]

I rubbed one out during my conference call

LOL!! One thing takeda has going for it .....FUNNY reps

 

[Anonymous]

I rubbed one out during my conference call

Yummmmmm!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Funny how Pat opted not to answer question about Maroon 5. Can't believe they are doing this.

Yeah, I found that funny too. I guess not funny.

 

[Anonymous]

Surfing the web. Dreaming I'm working somewhere else. Writings on the wall. We'll be gone in 6 months. Hopefully they'll have a severance for us.

 

[Anonymous]

Surfing the web. Dreaming I'm working somewhere else. Writings on the wall. We'll be gone in 6 months. Hopefully they'll have a severance for us.

I heard this was the last time they were doing a severance

 

[Anonymous]

I heard this was the last time they were doing a severance

Great. My dm got 52 weeks severance yesterday. How nice would that be. And you think we're lucky to be retained by this toilet.

 

[Anonymous]

I heard this was the last time they were doing a severance

Those gone with severance are cracking up at us with a glass of champagne. Cheers!

 

[Anonymous]

Most are pissed that the cuts didn't go deep enough. All believe much deeper cuts to come in July just before Actos goes off patent. They just want to suck as much blood out of those that are left to sell as much as possible before the big layoff comes.

Screw that. Not going to fall for it. Gonna work as little as possible and milk this for all its' worth. Gonna drink top shelf in vegas and spend as much of the co's money as I can.

Good luck to all that were severed. You are the luck ones. Enjoy your packages and spend it wisely. When you land at a better job with a better company do me a favor and see if you can get me over there. This places sucks harder than it ever has!

I'm afraid you are correct.