the joke will be on you if don't succeed in preventing your life from being sucked out of you by not being meaningfully challenged and not using your brain on a daily basis - all for the sake of a higher salary. May your soul & spirit - and your family - be intact when you're done with this "joke".
Oh, don't forget the sporks with those pizza's for the office fatties! Sporks alleviate the need for separate eating utensils and come in handy for doing some exploratory maneuvers for dessert!