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What’s That Loud Sucking Sound? (A vacuum pump gone bad?)

Mayday! Mayday!

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No!
But it does sound like a mass nationwide exodus is about to occur at PDCO.

How many letters of resignation will be arriving in managers’ email boxes in the coming days?

The weather report for the foreseeable future (across the entire country) is for seasoned Patterson rep head counts to be be precipitously falling throughout the company.

A great shaking is about to occur that may finally get the attention of the board. Many more millions of dollars of business will be leaving in the coming months.
How many sane people will continue to remain on this plane? Only the “dreamers” (not “believers”) will stay on this flight.
Anyone with a keen sense of actual reality is realizing what once was, will never be again.
This plane has lost an engine! It can only fight gravity so long.
Another great icon of yesteryear may disappear like Radio Shack, Montgomery Wards, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Woolworth, Compaq Computers and possibly Patterson Dental.

Do you have your parachute ready?

Will you have a safe landing?
 




And what pray tell is going to cause this mass exodus of talent in such sudden and dramatic fashion? Agreed its time to leave, I'm leaving myself but everyone else making the journey with me? Nah don't see it.
 




No!
But it does sound like a mass nationwide exodus is about to occur at PDCO.

How many letters of resignation will be arriving in managers’ email boxes in the coming days?

The weather report for the foreseeable future (across the entire country) is for seasoned Patterson rep head counts to be be precipitously falling throughout the company.

A great shaking is about to occur that may finally get the attention of the board. Many more millions of dollars of business will be leaving in the coming months.
How many sane people will continue to remain on this plane? Only the “dreamers” (not “believers”) will stay on this flight.
Anyone with a keen sense of actual reality is realizing what once was, will never be again.
This plane has lost an engine! It can only fight gravity so long.
Another great icon of yesteryear may disappear like Radio Shack, Montgomery Wards, Pontiac, Oldsmobile, Woolworth, Compaq Computers and possibly Patterson Dental.

Do you have your parachute ready?

Will you have a safe landing?