Week 1 of 99













YAWWWWWN !!!!!!

Week 0.60 of 1
Top O Dee Morn drones
pounded about a dozen scewdrivers last night
& smoked a fat one
I see ONE BILLION in cuts & no raises
: (
Guess what .................doesn't bother me in the least
:- )

Please VOTE for Barry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe we should extend 99 to 188
& Free healthcare for all us downtrodded unemployed

Well need my cup o joe
that is all .......................Carry On
 






Week 0.8 of 99

Hey tools, up & adam
Dah Am- why am I up so early ???

2day I think I will list all my Novartion Chochkies on ebay
should be a $300-500 day

Later drones
 






hey tools
1450 in ebay sales in 3 days
completes day 1.0 of 99
now get ready for your office lunches , dm field rides
& stress about 6/30 non severence layoffs & upcoming
manufactured PIP's

I really envy you !!!!!!
 






Re: Week 1.2 of 99

Good morning drones !
Today I am motivated !!
I made a donation to my democratic congressman.
I sent off an email explaining how me need drug (re) importation , generic
substitution & tighter controls on the pharma industry.
I advocated govt funded retraining of laid off workers & extension of
unemployment beyond 99 weeks.

For good measure , sent off an application to the DEA .

How is your day ?
 






Week 2.2 of 99

Life is tough. Had to be up early to receive my new
2011 Shelby GT500 Convertible 550+ hp .
I wanted to stick with a Ford as an homage to that wonderful
Ford Fusion Novartis was kind enough to bestow upon me for 2 months

Later it's top down cruising to all my docs office to explain how they will be tracked
with the sunshine act provisions

Nicest part ? Don't care if I get that ticket for 100 mph +
& no I won't be delivering donuts to office cows
 






Week 1.6 of 99

Hey Grunts

Sorry, had the math all screwed up. Today is week 1.6 using
my 20% work day formula.
Anyway , pretty uneventful day. Few hours at the gym in the AM
then picked up some sandwich steaks for some "home baked bread"
actually homemade philly cheese steaks with peppers & onions pinch of S n' P

Tenderized those puppies good !

GF came by during her lunch break for some food & afternoon delights

Figure if I was going to tenderize her meat, she just as well return the favor.
Don't know what the next 97.4 weeks hold .....but really don't care

Well gotta run. Shelby's begging for a run down the hills & lakes of SE Cali.

Schedule those GOD IMPORTANT LUNCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 






Week 2.0 of 99

WOW is it 2 weeks already ?
Got a jump on spring cleaning & had lunch at a nice sushi bar &
guess what ? I WAS ABLE TO TAKE THE LEFTOVERS HOME !
Imagine that !
Scouring online deals for a trip to Paris since I only have 97 weeks left
: (
Need some security cams at home so I can check the homestead online
cuz I wonts be rushing back before 30 days.

Happy trails drones !
 






Re: Week 1.6 of 99

Hey Grunts

Sorry, had the math all screwed up. Today is week 1.6 using
my 20% work day formula.
Anyway , pretty uneventful day. Few hours at the gym in the AM
then picked up some sandwich steaks for some "home baked bread"
actually homemade philly cheese steaks with peppers & onions pinch of S n' P

Tenderized those puppies good !

GF came by during her lunch break for some food & afternoon delights

Figure if I was going to tenderize her meat, she just as well return the favor.
Don't know what the next 97.4 weeks hold .....but really don't care

Well gotta run. Shelby's begging for a run down the hills & lakes of SE Cali.

Schedule those GOD IMPORTANT LUNCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet yer "girlfriend" won't last as long as your unemployment. Dem biatches are just that way, U KNOW? All about da CASH. So while u gotz dat pussy, u better pound her hard and frequent. One day she be OTD.
 






Week 4.2 of 99

Wow back from my Euro jaunt (no didn't quite stay 30 days) only to find out
Cali & my brothers in NY are entitled to even more $$$
Feels like Xmas in March !

I should've popped over to Basel & asked Dan for the check direct.

Novartis , the gift that keeps on giving !

How are you non "displaced" holding up ???

Displaced , what a word !
You think you can depersonalize a human being even more so ?
Furniture gets displaced , not people.

Now go beg for those scripts, hourly drones !
 












Week 5.0 of 99

One thing about france , they do love their lights.
I'm thinking of exporting cheap blow molded lawn decorations.
They are cheesy enough to display them. What else would you
expect from the country enamored with Jerry Lewis.

My messages were off the hook. 3 pharma companies wanted to
interview me.

Then I visited my grannie poo. quick run through her meds & it was
hey granny dump the Crestor, Diovan , Boniva .
Simvistan , Losartan (with the renal indication) & Alendronate

The docs would hook me up anyway but why bother. She gets these for
pennies .

When I got home thought do I really want to be this empty walking commerical
to fleece old people & morons by schmoozing docs & bribing speakers ?

Gives me the warm fuzzies to know the swiss looted billions from the USA & thank
their employees with shoddy treatment & a kick in the ass when they've sucked the life out of them.

One thing I do know, having 94 weeks to decide is mighty nice
Enjoy the weekend drones & remember
NO WORK ON YOUR TIME !!! tell the DM to eff off , OT BABY !!!!
 












Week 7 of 99

3rd world countries
3rd world companies

In the 90's when you joined novartis it was considered a stepping stone
into pharma that could open the doors to a real company like Pfizer
Merck , Lily.

It's not that nvs was particularly bad rather it wasn't particularly
good at anything.

Cobbled together from disparate parts , it's heyday was rooted in
Doan's back pils, ritalin & generics much like Teva.

One thing nvs managed to do was follow the leaders with increased
SOV & payoff schemes.

Were it not for sheer dumb luck in the arb market aka merck never focusing
on it's own arb & pfizer's licensing of amlo CV as you know it wouldn't have turned
into a cash cow. Yes it had a nice find with gleevec like any other proverbial
blind squirrel but lets look at the track record

Lotrel- efficacy thanks to pfizer . loss of patent battle
Starlix- dud
Zelnorm- withdrawn
Lamisil- black boxed
Lotensin- me too
Lescol- me too with added bonus of no efficacy
Exelon- me too dud
Enablex- me too dud
Fanapt - dud
Galvus- flop unapproved in USA
Focalin- flop
Extavia- flop
Tekturkey- flop
Amturdnide- Flop
Tekamlo- flop
Valturkey - Flop
Stalevo -Flop
Tobi -flop
Foradil-flop
Xolair-flop
Exjade -flop
Afinitor-flop

Put into perspective Lipitor or Plavix do more business than all their branded
pharma combined !

Nvs , a 3rd rate company with a 5th rate sales job.
Enjoy !
 












Week 10 of 99

Hey wage donkeys , what up ?

Figure I'd check in & see how much stress levels have spiked.

Soooo glad I am fathered into 99 weeks.

Do miss field rides, i-learn , mid year & annuals, dpm's, nsm's, L & L 's ,
REF's , standing like a stooge for a signature, sample jockeying, closet maintenance,
role playing , the wonderful state of the art bullet proof lenovo , sample inventories,
entering calls , expenses & a few other choice activities.

Grateful that you all are still paying uncle sam taxes so I can enjoy this meaningless
existence of healthy food , booze & great sex

Until next time

Excelsior !
 












Re: Week 7 of 99

3rd world countries
3rd world companies

In the 90's when you joined novartis it was considered a stepping stone
into pharma that could open the doors to a real company like Pfizer
Merck , Lily.

It's not that nvs was particularly bad rather it wasn't particularly
good at anything.

Cobbled together from disparate parts , it's heyday was rooted in
Doan's back pils, ritalin & generics much like Teva.

One thing nvs managed to do was follow the leaders with increased
SOV & payoff schemes.

Were it not for sheer dumb luck in the arb market aka merck never focusing
on it's own arb & pfizer's licensing of amlo CV as you know it wouldn't have turned
into a cash cow. Yes it had a nice find with gleevec like any other proverbial
blind squirrel but lets look at the track record

Lotrel- efficacy thanks to pfizer . loss of patent battle
Starlix- dud
Zelnorm- withdrawn
Lamisil- black boxed
Lotensin- me too
Lescol- me too with added bonus of no efficacy
Exelon- me too dud
Enablex- me too dud
Fanapt - dud
Galvus- flop unapproved in USA
Focalin- flop
Extavia- flop
Tekturkey- flop
Amturdnide- Flop
Tekamlo- flop
Valturkey - Flop
Stalevo -Flop
Tobi -flop
Foradil-flop
Xolair-flop
Exjade -flop
Afinitor-flop

Put into perspective Lipitor or Plavix do more business than all their branded
pharma combined !

Nvs , a 3rd rate company with a 5th rate sales job.
Enjoy !

I enjoy your posts. You're too funny! You forgot to mention MIACALCIN???
 






So novartis is close to 1 billion in fines with no end in site.
Talk about penny wise & dollar foolish.

Maybe the managers at all levels are bullies or themselves bullied at one time.
Mgmt beats its collective chest (flob them around if the gender fits)
& works religiously towards alienating their only revenue producing source , the sales people.

Yes these are the ONLY "revenue producers" .

Imagine sending your troops to battle & arming the other side.

NVS may save a few pennies by managing out a few reps but the alienation , bullying , unfair downsizing practices ,
cronyism & sheer greed have cost them nearly 1 billion in NET profits.

Somewhere on the top rung of the ladder a clueless excecutive is the impetus for this horrific culture.

Don't be surprised that inept managment exists at the tippity top. I mean the supposed best & brightest in this country can't secure a border & have spent us into oblivion.

Some 45 year old crack head or octomom can get pregnant & have premies that cost the state millions in perpetuity & yet if you put in your 40+ years hard work you'll be lucky to earn 30K annually from SS.

For comparison Novartis squanderd millions on failed launches , tekturna choppers , BPSZ & a plethora of poor decisions then takes this out on sales reps with tactics like little to no raises , unfair pips , unjustified reviews , layoffs etc..

Big surprise they face a new court battle every other month.

Whatever happened to treat others as you'd like to be treated?

Sad really.

Think ahead to the day you are out this rat race & prepare accordingly.

You can downsize your expenses & have 99 weeks to return to a normal life.

Time for some Chianti & Veal .