Soooo, I get it now. Yeah, it took a long time, my bad. I didn't know any better, I, like most of us, came in as a younger, starry eyed, underpaid lackey. A free car??? SWEET! Expense account, well of course! I am hot stuff. When I started kicking butt I thought you guys were idiots! I figured you all were lazy or not so smart and happy to collect your salary and leave being the "best" to us willing to earn it. All these awards? Me? Cool! I am awesome at this! Apparently I have the "Midas touch"... Why is everyone else so dumb? What is wrong with them? I would never be ranked in the bottom 25%!
