"Wake Up Merckie" - A melodic song sung to the tune of Rod Stewart's big hit "Maggie May."
Wake Up Merckie I think I got something to say to you...
It's early November and HRs got plans for a bunch of fools...
Do you feel you're being used?
What's it like to be abused?
Oh Mother I wish I never took this job...
You made a first class jerk out of me...
But I'm as useless as a rep can be...
You stole my soul and I hate you every day...
All I needed was a job, to eat and pay my bills...
But you turned into a nightmare and mother what a nightmare
I've had my fill...
Wake Up Merckie I think I got something to say to you...
It's early November and HRs got plans for a bunch of fools...
Do you feel you're being used?
What's it like to be abused?
Oh Mother I wish I never took this job...
You made a first class jerk out of me...
But I'm as useless as a rep can be...
You stole my soul and I hate you every day...
All I needed was a job, to eat and pay my bills...
But you turned into a nightmare and mother what a nightmare
I've had my fill...