Wait I'm confused here? Merck reps actually left their homes every day before this virus hysteria?

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This is truly funny...As the country melts down in this unwarranted media (and CDC/Big Pharma) driven panic, Merck reps now actually have a legit excuse to enjoy their time at home, as life in the well paid bathrobe brigade, is now being officially sanctioned due to the national hysteria.

Pretty good gig making 6 figures for sippin' lattes and binge watching Netflix during the day...

America! What a country!
 




This is truly funny...As the country melts down in this unwarranted media (and CDC/Big Pharma) driven panic, Merck reps now actually have a legit excuse to enjoy their time at home, as life in the well paid bathrobe brigade, is now being officially sanctioned due to the national hysteria.

Pretty good gig making 6 figures for sippin' lattes and binge watching Netflix during the day...

America! What a country!

until Merck realizes it had zero impact on sales...
 




until Merck realizes it had zero impact on sales...

Merck realized that many, many years ago...But they have to put on appearances to look normal to stockholders and keep the charade looking legit.

Sort of like a husband and wife that are divorcing, but act lovingly at their cocktail parties still...

Don't let the outside know how messed up you really are...

There will be armies of pharmaceutical reps, right up until the apocalypse...(Which seems to
be arriving now or shortly their after?

Hello President Biden...Hope you do a great State of the Union from your Memory Care Facility!
 








Crap, I really got to start reading company, emails, listening to voicemails and actually listening to conference calls.... been logging calls like it was another glorious day in pharma....Ready for the ol'DM to proclaim my success story up the chain of command..I just like flying below the radar.