Next week is going to be awesome! I've listed the top 10 things that I can't wait for!
#10 Which movie do we get to watch this time? I'm of course pulling for "The Hangover." I wake up every morning looking for clues to figure out wtf happened to my bonus checks? #9 How many nights my roommate is going to stagger through the door drunk at 3 am and get into bed with me while leaving all of the lights on? In January, he at least provided me some spooning which I admit was kinda nice... until 2 words ruined it- Morning Wood.
#8 Role Play! "so doctor... is efficacy important to you?"
#7 Reviewing our most recent Perforomist data from June of 2009.
#6 We get to finally see how the compensation team picks our Epipen goals when they all crowd around the Keno lounge and write down the random numbers that are called out.
#5 Are they going to provide subtitles for that Perforomist guy this time? I couldn't understand a goddam word he said and I kept waiting for him to ask me if I've "rebooted my computer?" or to please press "control, alt, delete."
#4 Agonizing through 74 Vice President's Power Point presentations that they show us to attempt a justification of why they have a job and why they get paid $250K. Sadly, the only thing I'm thinking about the whole time is "If the president dies- which one of them takes over?"
#3 Heather's Pipes. Her arms have twice the muscle mass that mine do and I'm a dude but come on... does she own an outfit with sleeves?
#2 Are the rumors true that we're having the meeting in Vegas because Mike Tyson is our new Epipen celebrity spokesman? So he speaks ebonics, loves him some nose candy and raped a woman? Who cares? He gets my vote!
#1 I'm going to put my whole bonus check from last Friday on "Black" at the roulette table. If I double my money.... I can afford to go to the movies... by myself.
#10 Which movie do we get to watch this time? I'm of course pulling for "The Hangover." I wake up every morning looking for clues to figure out wtf happened to my bonus checks? #9 How many nights my roommate is going to stagger through the door drunk at 3 am and get into bed with me while leaving all of the lights on? In January, he at least provided me some spooning which I admit was kinda nice... until 2 words ruined it- Morning Wood.
#8 Role Play! "so doctor... is efficacy important to you?"
#7 Reviewing our most recent Perforomist data from June of 2009.
#6 We get to finally see how the compensation team picks our Epipen goals when they all crowd around the Keno lounge and write down the random numbers that are called out.
#5 Are they going to provide subtitles for that Perforomist guy this time? I couldn't understand a goddam word he said and I kept waiting for him to ask me if I've "rebooted my computer?" or to please press "control, alt, delete."
#4 Agonizing through 74 Vice President's Power Point presentations that they show us to attempt a justification of why they have a job and why they get paid $250K. Sadly, the only thing I'm thinking about the whole time is "If the president dies- which one of them takes over?"
#3 Heather's Pipes. Her arms have twice the muscle mass that mine do and I'm a dude but come on... does she own an outfit with sleeves?
#2 Are the rumors true that we're having the meeting in Vegas because Mike Tyson is our new Epipen celebrity spokesman? So he speaks ebonics, loves him some nose candy and raped a woman? Who cares? He gets my vote!
#1 I'm going to put my whole bonus check from last Friday on "Black" at the roulette table. If I double my money.... I can afford to go to the movies... by myself.