Vaginal Flatulance

[leonidas]

Has anyone come across this female phenom? I had heard of it but never from someone so close. She alerted me to the fact and I immediately got ED. All hopes and fantasies gone forever. Vision of my face sucking up a fart killed me.

 

[Fucktard]

In certain positions, you guys pump a little air into it. You reap what you sow, my dear.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

The sound is disconcerting Leo, but I have never smelled a foul odor as a result. Now I did get blasted from the ass, by my soon-to-be ex, and I have never been able to get hard for her again as a result (she was drunk of course). Pussy farts ain't no big thang.

 

[Vagitarian]

Leo, it's called a queef and makes a similar sound.

 

[Drug Dumper]

OMG, this thread is making me laugh out loud.

 

[AnswerMan4Ever!]

I bet: hear me roar

 

[Breakingnews]

I bet: hear me roar

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was about you.

 

[leonidas]

You are all a veritable cornucopia of vaginal flatulence knowledge. How does one become so fucking well versed in such mundane things? I appreciate the feedback but my sister-in-law fantasy is out of the shower forever.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

You are all a veritable cornucopia of vaginal flatulence knowledge. How does one become so fucking well versed in such mundane things? I appreciate the feedback but my sister-in-law fantasy is out of the shower forever.

When these happen Leo, normally you are hitting it hard doggy style she is spread-eagle and Air is getting in. Look at it this way. If you cause this (similar to squirting), know that your fantasy of how hot the sex is, is happening.

 

[leonidas]

Libs, I never had sex with her, she confided to my wife that sometimes it happens as though it were a fart. Upon further questioning out of medical concern she said that her OB/GYN told her that a difficult delivery may cause that to happen permanently. Her last delivery about 18 years ago was very difficult. The sex thought is actually flattering though.