anonymous
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anonymous
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So what's the deal with this stupid state of the union call for eye care on Tuesday? Why are we having a call when we were just in Chicago a few weeks ago? What more is there to say or is this the end?
There’s gotta be an end in sight. How long can rumors of the hem selling continue until a deal is done and we’re all gone.
The motivation in this division is in the toilet!
I’ve given up hope that we’ll ever get laid off. I could have sworn it would have happened by now! Meanwhile I’m dreaming of that severance every bloody day…
Let's have some fun tomorrow with this call. How about a little drinking game. Every time Tad (or anyone from upper management) says the following you take a drink. Just be warned...you might want a few back up bevvies on hand because I think you'll be drinking a lot:
1. "How great was that Chicago meeting?!"
2. "I had no idea that _______ was so good at dancing/singing etc" (lame attempt to connect with sales force)
3. "Listen, eye care matters/you all matter/ophtha matters"
4. "What you do keeps the lights on/pays the bills/pays everyone's checks"
5. "Ophtha may not be a primary focus area, but the company is investing in what you do with the Account Based Selling module. How cool is that?"
6. "You are essential"
7. "I know as much as you guys"
8. "We/I don't speak to/give time to/address the rumor mill."
9. "I will be as transparent as possible with you guys."
10. "I will stick around for a long as needed to answer all your questions." :has to jump off call after 1-2 questions."
Let's have some fun tomorrow with this call. How about a little drinking game. Every time Tad (or anyone from upper management) says the following you take a drink. Just be warned...you might want a few back up bevvies on hand because I think you'll be drinking a lot:
1. "How great was that Chicago meeting?!"
2. "I had no idea that _______ was so good at dancing/singing etc" (lame attempt to connect with sales force)
3. "Listen, eye care matters/you all matter/ophtha matters"
4. "What you do keeps the lights on/pays the bills/pays everyone's checks"
5. "Ophtha may not be a primary focus area, but the company is investing in what you do with the Account Based Selling module. How cool is that?"
6. "You are essential"
7. "I know as much as you guys"
8. "We/I don't speak to/give time to/address the rumor mill."
9. "I will be as transparent as possible with you guys."
10. "I will stick around for a long as needed to answer all your questions." :has to jump off call after 1-2 questions."
Let's have some fun tomorrow with this call. How about a little drinking game. Every time Tad (or anyone from upper management) says the following you take a drink. Just be warned...you might want a few back up bevvies on hand because I think you'll be drinking a lot:
1. "How great was that Chicago meeting?!"
2. "I had no idea that _______ was so good at dancing/singing etc" (lame attempt to connect with sales force)
3. "Listen, eye care matters/you all matter/ophtha matters"
4. "What you do keeps the lights on/pays the bills/pays everyone's checks"
5. "Ophtha may not be a primary focus area, but the company is investing in what you do with the Account Based Selling module. How cool is that?"
6. "You are essential"
7. "I know as much as you guys"
8. "We/I don't speak to/give time to/address the rumor mill."
9. "I will be as transparent as possible with you guys."
10. "I will stick around for a long as needed to answer all your questions." :has to jump off call after 1-2 questions."
We had an exciting announcement that ken jeung or however u spell it is going to ascrs. They aren't fixing IC and correcting the flip flop that is eye care tanking, not assuring us we wont be sold, and definitely not announcing whats next for the division after xiidra. Its cruise control till somebody is dumb enough to buy xiidra. Wait till Tarsus launches their drug and 50% of the salesforce leaves.So what happened on your call?