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Top Reasons Why I Think I'm Safe Today

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1) No Sample CHAMP Points for the last 7 years.
2) I have been running alongside D Orlando on the treadmills at the Takeda gym forever. Hope all of those early ass runs were worth it.
3) I've been sucking down bowls of fried rice, over lunch, at the Big Bowl, with Takeda upper mgmt. forever. Kissing this much a$$ has to count for something?
4) Weekend racquetball with Maley & the crew at Buffalo Grove Fitness.
5) Golfing on F, during the summer, with Cole & the boys. These guys golf all the time & still stink.