Top 10 Reasons Why I love The Week Long Sales Meeting

[anonymous]

#1) Because while you are away, I will be calling on all your clients. Love it.

 

[anonymous]

#2). Because I love being away from my spouse on Valentines Day!

 

[anonymous]

3) Gives me the opportunity to get drunk and have sex with a stranger from a different state

 

[anonymous]

4) the amount of coke at this thing is amazing.

 

[anonymous]

5) No matter what they tell me or how they make me feel next week I will still come home with the realization this company and my position suck balls

 

[anonymous]

6) I get to see how much useless bullshit I can listen to without falling into a coma.

 

[anonymous]

I was in the bathroom, but I heard someone at the podium was heard to softly say "the cat is on the left, the cat is on the left".

Now if you post here you know the cat is on the right. Was this some kind of subliminal message to try to stop posting here? Was it just a joke? Something sinister?

The mystery is killing.

 

[anonymous]

I know for a fact people from the home office and field personnel all the way up to the company officers look at this site. They can't like what they see but hey you made your bed so sleep in it!

 

[anonymous]

#7) Can’t wait to learn more ways to sell clients while sitting on my laptop. Wake up leadership team. You have no clue.

 

[anonymous]

8). People watching! I get to drink wine and watch stupid people act important.

 

[anonymous]

#1) Because while you are away, I will be calling on all your clients. Love it.

Has anyone told you lately that you are a complete ASS WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[anonymous]

Has anyone told you lately that you are a complete ASS WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but my paycheck tells me I’m doing great,,,,how about yours?

 

[anonymous]

No but my paycheck tells me I’m doing great,,,,how about yours?

Tall everyone what your check says on it, nobody knows who you are.

 

[anonymous]

#9) “Premium” cold cuts offered at luncheons

 

[anonymous]

10) my angry little ass-whipe sales director will pretend he likes me all week

 

[anonymous]

4) the amount of coke at this thing is amazing.

Thank The lord they don't drug test after this thing.

Full speed -

 

[anonymous]

I was in the bathroom, but I heard someone at the podium was heard to softly say "the cat is on the left, the cat is on the left".

Now if you post here you know the cat is on the right. Was this some kind of subliminal message to try to stop posting here? Was it just a joke? Something sinister?

The mystery is killing.

Typical MK Ultra programming. This code phrase will assist the handler in making sure their management puppet doesn’t go away from script... so necessary!

 

[anonymous]

4) the amount of coke at this thing is amazing.

Ya gotta stop by Kris Lyddanne’s Sweet...I mean suite, but he really lays out some rails. Gotta get the late night admin in...even at meetings.

 

[anonymous]

10.5 - All these kids who were walking around like their shit doesn't stink and these girls sporting pocketbooks they can't afford...save your money, you don't make as much as you think you do. But the training is good. LOL!!!