They Return

[Anonymous]

They are all on the way back from the meeting of the most overpaid and least impactful segment of the sales force ... THE MANAGERS! What do you think came from it all?

 

[Anonymous]

Let me guess, "We are ahead of the game. We have the strongest poa out there. We are poised to outrun the nation. This is OUR quarter. You guys are lucky to have such great managers who have crafted the message that will put us ahead of the nation. It's in your hands, you need to execute. The rest of the nation is taking their foot off the gas, we need to deliver NOW if we want to outperform them."

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, and, of course you will now have to make 12 calls a day.... to hospitals.... that's easy, because our retail sales force can do it. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, and here's another tracker for you hospital folks. And one more thing, as you're making those 12 calls a day in the hospital, make sure you see your IDs twice in the same week. Yes, they will be so excited to see you!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh and here's a tracker to track your trackers! There's a space at the end where we need the physician's signature and drop of their blood to prove you saw them and closed them on CAP and Skin, plus a cellphone photo of you at the office with the doc and staff behind you, uploaded immediately to this secure website that will also track your GPS coordinates. This is getting out of control!

 

[Anonymous]

LMFAO!! As much as I know how absurd this is, I could very well see this happening one day!

 

[Anonymous]

Let me guess, "We are ahead of the game. We have the strongest poa out there. We are poised to outrun the nation. This is OUR quarter. You guys are lucky to have such great managers who have crafted the message that will put us ahead of the nation. It's in your hands, you need to execute. The rest of the nation is taking their foot off the gas, we need to deliver NOW if we want to outperform them."

let the mind control begin!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh and here's a tracker to track your trackers! There's a space at the end where we need the physician's signature and drop of their blood to prove you saw them and closed them on CAP and Skin, plus a cellphone photo of you at the office with the doc and staff behind you, uploaded immediately to this secure website that will also track your GPS coordinates. This is getting out of control!

Pretty damn funny!!!