Theranos Acquisition

Anonymous

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Word on the street is that EH is about to acquire BK and she will reinvent the flame broiled whopper. The 99 cent menu will soon be 4 for a dollar and hot apple pies will be complementary. I can't even speak about her plans for the drive thru. Needless to say, we are all terrified.
 






Word on the street is that EH is about to acquire BK and she will reinvent the flame broiled whopper. The 99 cent menu will soon be 4 for a dollar and hot apple pies will be complementary. I can't even speak about her plans for the drive thru. Needless to say, we are all terrified.

I think we can guess who posted the above talking about whoppers. It's our expert Burger King poster. You should be terrified since you work at BK already but then again we all knew that all along.