The thread of truth…

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Wanted to start this thread on what us reps actually do each day and any funny tricks to share between us of getting away with more!!

I will happily get the ball rolling by replying to this post

A bit of end of the year fun…
 






Wanted to start this thread on what us reps actually do each day and any funny tricks to share between us of getting away with more!!

I will happily get the ball rolling by replying to this post

A bit of end of the year fun…


I literally work maybe 1 hour a day in an average week, if that!!

have to put a full day in if the manager comes on a visit or I have a trainer out

I make approx 130k hardly working and love it. The PS5 is my saviour

My brother uses my car as an Uber so we all making bucks
 






Wanted to start this thread on what us reps actually do each day and any funny tricks to share between us of getting away with more!!

I will happily get the ball rolling by replying to this post

A bit of end of the year fun…

I like to sleep a lot. I do nothing all day and I get paid a lot of money.

My manager is cool and leaves me alone.

I like to shag in the back of my company car and Lyft whenever I can.
 






I like to sleep a lot. I do nothing all day and I get paid a lot of money.

My manager is cool and leaves me alone.

I like to shag in the back of my company car and Lyft whenever I can.

I didn’t have the balls to try lyft yet but I basically do sleep all day and I’m also lucky that my manager is just like me (mutual understanding to not create any heat)

long live Pharma selling
 






I literally work maybe 1 hour a day in an average week, if that!!

have to put a full day in if the manager comes on a visit or I have a trainer out

I make approx 130k hardly working and love it. The PS5 is my saviour

My brother uses my car as an Uber so we all making bucks
I have been here 20 years. I work sometimes if there is nothing better to do. The key is don't be a jerk. Don't make waves and smile. We get paid a good deal of money to be social. I have seen scientists come and go. I do feel bad for them. They make crappy money, introverted, and are not happy. I get along with everyone and no one really cares. This is as close to a government job as it gets. I don't do the Uber crap. I have no need. I make really good money and happy to do this as a hobby when time permits.
 






I have been here 20 years. I work sometimes if there is nothing better to do. The key is don't be a jerk. Don't make waves and smile. We get paid a good deal of money to be social. I have seen scientists come and go. I do feel bad for them. They make crappy money, introverted, and are not happy. I get along with everyone and no one really cares. This is as close to a government job as it gets. I don't do the Uber crap. I have no need. I make really good money and happy to do this as a hobby when time permits.

this is the perfect way. Love this
 






Been with Merck 22 years. Not really sure how I Made it through all the cuts and downsizing, lucky I guess. In the summer I play golf at noon with the boys unless I have a lunch, then I meet them on the back 9. I never make waves, agree with all bullshit that comes down. In the winter I try to have a lunch everyday. I don’t start until 9;30-10:00 because its so dark here in the morning, so I just sleep. Any kind of snow or ice I go home. If someone was to say something, I just say safety first. My manager is buried in so much other bullshit that she barely has time for a field visit. I don’t do the Uber or Lyft thing because I make good money. I’m sure this is going to end soon, I need about 8 more years of this then I’ll be set.
 






Been with Merck 22 years. Not really sure how I Made it through all the cuts and downsizing, lucky I guess. In the summer I play golf at noon with the boys unless I have a lunch, then I meet them on the back 9. I never make waves, agree with all bullshit that comes down. In the winter I try to have a lunch everyday. I don’t start until 9;30-10:00 because its so dark here in the morning, so I just sleep. Any kind of snow or ice I go home. If someone was to say something, I just say safety first. My manager is buried in so much other bullshit that she barely has time for a field visit. I don’t do the Uber or Lyft thing because I make good money. I’m sure this is going to end soon, I need about 8 more years of this then I’ll be set.


This is the life! I think you seem to have the right attitude also. You get what we really have.

thank you for this and enjoy it. Hope you make it through the next 8 years just as smoothly
 






Been with Merck 22 years. Not really sure how I Made it through all the cuts and downsizing, lucky I guess. In the summer I play golf at noon with the boys unless I have a lunch, then I meet them on the back 9. I never make waves, agree with all bullshit that comes down. In the winter I try to have a lunch everyday. I don’t start until 9;30-10:00 because its so dark here in the morning, so I just sleep. Any kind of snow or ice I go home. If someone was to say something, I just say safety first. My manager is buried in so much other bullshit that she barely has time for a field visit. I don’t do the Uber or Lyft thing because I make good money. I’m sure this is going to end soon, I need about 8 more years of this then I’ll be set.
 






Been with Merck 22 years. Not really sure how I Made it through all the cuts and downsizing, lucky I guess. In the summer I play golf at noon with the boys unless I have a lunch, then I meet them on the back 9. I never make waves, agree with all bullshit that comes down. In the winter I try to have a lunch everyday. I don’t start until 9;30-10:00 because its so dark here in the morning, so I just sleep. Any kind of snow or ice I go home. If someone was to say something, I just say safety first. My manager is buried in so much other bullshit that she barely has time for a field visit. I don’t do the Uber or Lyft thing because I make good money. I’m sure this is going to end soon, I need about 8 more years of this then I’ll be set.
I guess that’s why they call it the thread of truth. For some reason I feel like you’re really telling the truth. That’s sad!! This is an honorable profession, we’re saving lives every day.
 












I guess that’s why they call it the thread of truth. For some reason I feel like you’re really telling the truth. That’s sad!! This is an honorable profession, we’re saving lives every day.
sales reps saving lives every day, now that's funny...nothing like a false sense of self importance...