The Only Possible Explanation

[Bubble Burster]

The following CP posters, in alphabetical order: AD, Breakingnews, Rocknwolf, Rush's Anal Boil, Vagitarian are all Republican Party agents. They were sent here to help conservatives understand why it is so important to fully understand all aspects of both liberal and conservative philosophy.

Think about it for a minute. It has to be true. There is no possible way that such a collection of morons, misfits, extremists, sociopaths, and high school dropouts, (oh wait, I already said morons), and just plain rotten obnoxious people could exist.

The statistical odds of five of such absolute dregs of society all showing up in the CP political discussion area at the same time must be infinitisimal. Therefore, my theory is the only possible explanation.

If I inadvertently left your name off the list, please forgive me.

 

[MASSACHUSETTS!]

The following CP posters, in alphabetical order: AD, Breakingnews, Rocknwolf, Rush's Anal Boil, Vagitarian are all Republican Party agents. They were sent here to help conservatives understand why it is so important to fully understand all aspects of both liberal and conservative philosophy.

Think about it for a minute. It has to be true. There is no possible way that such a collection of morons, misfits, extremists, sociopaths, and high school dropouts, (oh wait, I already said morons), and just plain rotten obnoxious people could exist.

The statistical odds of five of such absolute dregs of society all showing up in the CP political discussion area at the same time must be infinitisimal. Therefore, my theory is the only possible explanation.

If I inadvertently left your name off the list, please forgive me.

I think there is truth to this. I have seen other poli debate boards, and these guys are just trolls. See my post I started about RocknWolf on ignore. He does nothing whatsoever to augment the debate. His personal attacks aren't even funny.

 

[Rocknwolf]

The following CP posters, in alphabetical order: AD, Breakingnews, Rocknwolf, Rush's Anal Boil, Vagitarian are all Republican Party agents. They were sent here to help conservatives understand why it is so important to fully understand all aspects of both liberal and conservative philosophy.

Think about it for a minute. It has to be true. There is no possible way that such a collection of morons, misfits, extremists, sociopaths, and high school dropouts, (oh wait, I already said morons), and just plain rotten obnoxious people could exist.

The statistical odds of five of such absolute dregs of society all showing up in the CP political discussion area at the same time must be infinitisimal. Therefore, my theory is the only possible explanation.

If I inadvertently left your name off the list, please forgive me.

Is this "HATE SPEECH"?
Is this how free speech is supposed to work?
Is it any wonder that people like you are constantly having their sanity questioned?
I say, take a look in your mirror and find all of those wonderfully descriptors applying to you
Don't worry your wrinkled ball-sack I am not a conservaturd, not now, not ever, and thanks for including me in such esteemed company of the posters you FEAR the most.

 

[Tim Peatardy]

I think there is truth to this. I have seen other poli debate boards, and these guys are just trolls. See my post I started about RocknWolf on ignore. He does nothing whatsoever to augment the debate. His personal attacks aren't even funny.

You are merely the other side of the coin you decry hon. See my thread about putting rock on ignore. Jesus, you poor pathetic wretch.

 

[Breakingnews]

The following CP posters, in alphabetical order: AD, Breakingnews, Rocknwolf, Rush's Anal Boil, Vagitarian are all Republican Party agents. They were sent here to help conservatives understand why it is so important to fully understand all aspects of both liberal and conservative philosophy.

Think about it for a minute. It has to be true. There is no possible way that such a collection of morons, misfits, extremists, sociopaths, and high school dropouts, (oh wait, I already said morons), and just plain rotten obnoxious people could exist.

The statistical odds of five of such absolute dregs of society all showing up in the CP political discussion area at the same time must be infinitisimal. Therefore, my theory is the only possible explanation.

If I inadvertently left your name off the list, please forgive me.

The nurses at your assisted living home must have forgotten to lock up the mouthwash. How many bottles did you guzzle before posting this latest deranged rant?