The more they leave the more work we get!

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Oh sure,let me keep dropping samples off at docs I don't get credit for. What? Of course....I'll take half a vacant territory while I still need to meet my own quota! Bend over? Of course! Less for cell phones? Sure why not! More champ roles? Of course!! Can I start taking cymbalta please? I think i want to jump off a cliff! Or should we have a teleconf bout that?? At 4pm?? They say it's not about" checking" boxes but keep making us to these " programs" in office that doctors hate! Don't they get we are all just letting the program run while we all ignore it and eat? so we CAN check the box and get them off our ass? Wtf!!
 






It is comforting to know that things like stupid-assed programs that no one gives a rat's ass about are still driving reps crazy at Lilly. It is why I left. What an incredible waste of time and resources!

Being forced to do worthless programs makes reps feel like worthless fools, doing dishonest work and wondering what their life is all about.
 






It is comforting to know that things like stupid-assed programs that no one gives a rat's ass about are still driving reps crazy at Lilly. It is why I left. What an incredible waste of time and resources!

Being forced to do worthless programs makes reps feel like worthless fools, doing dishonest work and wondering what their life is all about.

But we really do care about our customers! We do! We do! Honest we do!
 






It's all about those worthless, out of touch managers justifying their existence and the existence of everyone above them. My current manager is such an idiot. He actually thinks he's making a difference with my customers when in reality they can't stand him.
 






It is comforting to know that things like stupid-assed programs that no one gives a rat's ass about are still driving reps crazy at Lilly. It is why I left. What an incredible waste of time and resources!

You really MUST add meetings to the all-time wasteful list. I can't help but cringe when I hear them say we all leave so motivated. Yep, motivated to run out of the hotel like it's an emergency evacuation.
 






It's all about those worthless, out of touch managers justifying their existence and the existence of everyone above them. My current manager is such an idiot. He actually thinks he's making a difference with my customers when in reality they can't stand him.

You must work for D. Craven in ABS!
 












Oh sure,let me keep dropping samples off at docs I don't get credit for. What? Of course....I'll take half a vacant territory while I still need to meet my own quota! Bend over? Of course! Less for cell phones? Sure why not! More champ roles? Of course!! Can I start taking cymbalta please? I think i want to jump off a cliff! Or should we have a teleconf bout that?? At 4pm?? They say it's not about" checking" boxes but keep making us to these " programs" in office that doctors hate! Don't they get we are all just letting the program run while we all ignore it and eat? so we CAN check the box and get them off our ass? Wtf!!

But clinical conversations are just soooooo convenient. And remember...so easy to schedule! pass the koolaid please! There is no such thing as an easy scheduled program! What a joke