The Lilly Movie

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I am a talent agent recruiting real-life participants in a film about your company entitled, "The Lilly Movie: An American Corporate Icon" - could any interested parties propose which characters they would like to be considered for playing, why they would be the best for the particular role of their choosing, and what would be uniquely special about their contribution. Fire away! I look forward to moving forward on this.

It's going to be a Blockbuster!
 






Will there be zombies in the movie? I would love to play a zombie CEO, making throaty groaning sounds over company wide conference calls for six minutes at a time on a monthly basis!
 






Can I play the CIO who destroys the company's innovative juices by forcing the employees to use technologies that are 10 or more years behind the times. Like Windows XP, Lotus Notes 6.5, Internet Explorer 6, etc., etc.......
 












I am a talent agent recruiting real-life participants in a film about your company entitled, "The Lilly Movie: An American Corporate Icon" - could any interested parties propose which characters they would like to be considered for playing, why they would be the best for the particular role of their choosing, and what would be uniquely special about their contribution. Fire away! I look forward to moving forward on this.

It's going to be a Blockbuster!

Get off this board Michael Moore, you creep!
 
























I would want to play just an every day rep and be shown torturing my company car, smashing my computer when I don't want to do any work, having sex with my girlfriend/counterpart during conference calls, and smoking pot just before I sit through the speeches of all meetings. When all of the main characters are talking, it would flash to my character briefly then back to them. This could be fun!
 




























































I'll play the role of Randy Tobias if you can hire Jessica Alba and Jennifer Love Hewitt for the massage gal roles.

Or so former Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias suggests. You remember Tobias - he is the man who is leading the charge to stamp out prostitution world wide. Tobias was busted by ABC and promptly resigned.

Tobias' private cell number was among thousands of numbers listed in the telephone records provided to ABC News by Jeane Palfrey, the woman dubbed the "D.C. Madam," who is facing the federal charges.

Tobias is a evangelical fundie who was famous for promoting abstanace as the primary means for controlling the spread of AIDS.

As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized by some for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

His approach to controlling prostitution appears to lack the whole faithfulness and abstinence mind set. He liked order two or three pizzas (hookers) at a time. Apparently powerful men have powerful appetites. AIDS be damned.

Tobias has no clue - he actually likens ordering prostitutes to ordering pizza. How is a man who thinks like that supposed to be in charge of eliminating prostitution? It makes no sense - like most things associated with the Bush Administration.

What kind of pizza did you order Tobias? Are you a cheese pizza kind of guy, or do you go in for the Hawaiian style? Do you like the French cheese-less variety or are you into deep dish? I cannot wait to see the girls you ordered
 






Anthony Weiner could play Randy. He doesn't have much to do these days.
Or so former Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias suggests. You remember Tobias - he is the man who is leading the charge to stamp out prostitution world wide. Tobias was busted by ABC and promptly resigned.

Tobias' private cell number was among thousands of numbers listed in the telephone records provided to ABC News by Jeane Palfrey, the woman dubbed the "D.C. Madam," who is facing the federal charges.

Tobias is a evangelical fundie who was famous for promoting abstanace as the primary means for controlling the spread of AIDS.

As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized by some for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

His approach to controlling prostitution appears to lack the whole faithfulness and abstinence mind set. He liked order two or three pizzas (hookers) at a time. Apparently powerful men have powerful appetites. AIDS be damned.

Tobias has no clue - he actually likens ordering prostitutes to ordering pizza. How is a man who thinks like that supposed to be in charge of eliminating prostitution? It makes no sense - like most things associated with the Bush Administration.

What kind of pizza did you order Tobias? Are you a cheese pizza kind of guy, or do you go in for the Hawaiian style? Do you like the French cheese-less variety or are you into deep dish? I cannot wait to see the girls you ordered