The Gilead Blues

[anonymous]

I been a clowning with Uncle Gilead for a long long time
I kissed a lot of dumb asses in my day
But now the new Master is in the big rainbow house
And dis ole working dog is being sent awayyyyy

oooooh

I got the blues, the Gilead Blues, the cotton picking, finger-licking downsizing blues
The company has an infection it won't ever cure
By pissing away the bank on drugs that never seem to mature

I got the Blues-The Gilead Blues
And I can't get my goddamn RSUUUUUUUUUU's
It doesn't matter how many f-ing interviews
Cuz I got the Gilead Blues

Irish Dan in the big house
Making 30 mil
Cutting reps nuts off to save a few small bills
My broke ass salary couldn't pay the gardener at his house in the hills

And now I got the Ever loving, bottom poking, diversity challenged, bottom-feeding, inept, dirty old Uncle Gilead Blues.....

(Can someone have my ERD call me back? I have left him 12 messages!!!)

 

[anonymous]

Bravo! A masterpiece!

 

[anonymous]

This person should get promoted immediately.

 

[anonymous]

If I could, I would give this individual my RSU's

 

[anonymous]

Moronic. The fact you spent any time at all on this rant is proof you are not worthy of any job above a GED requirement. And they work 100% harder than you.

 

[anonymous]

Moronic. The fact you spent any time at all on this rant is proof you are not worthy of any job above a GED requirement. And they work 100% harder than you.

Have a little sympathy for folks getting downsized. it's a crappy time of year to be job hunting.

 

[anonymous]

This place is so weird and screwed up people write songs about it.

 

[anonymous]

Let it rain