The gay-ass Devilburger

[Anonymous]

Don't you all think it's about time for some new marketing? That damn cheeseburger can be embarassing at times, sort of "cheapens" our brand. We look like Mickey Mouse is coming to town, time for a change!

 

[Anonymous]

We don't look like Mickey Mouse, we ARE a Mickey Mouse company hence the marketing pieces. Get used to it.

 

[Anonymous]

Had some doctor call me out on our cartoon character, asked if it was on Noggin' or Nickelodeon.

 

[Anonymous]

...well, anyone in home office or marketing care to comment? What say you? You think maybe we could get something a bit more professional?

Perhaps a big fat ass would work....just sayin'.

 

[Anonymous]

a steamy, hot pile of shit would work better. you all remember the fuckin' low budget video they showed us at training...or whatever that clown course was at the Super 8 motel....

 

[Anonymous]

Wow sport, sounds your class was classy! They put us up at the local RednecK Inn. Made some moonshine and learned about Lidose!