Tennessee Entrance Exam-Football Edition

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Tennessee Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter or Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The University of Tennessee tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

 

[BAMABOY]

Oh I get it. This is one of those ACC Vs. SEC things huh? Well if it is a good laugh at Tennessee's expense then I am just fine with it!

We should not make any jokes about Poor Ole Tennessee. They are on hard times concerning just about any major college sport and for no good reason at all? I just don't understand how a program with a rabid fan base, one of the largest stadiums in the country and not on any type of probation has fallen off the face of the map? For Tennessee not to be relevant is just crazy?

 

[Pale Horse]

Tennessee Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter or Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The University of Tennessee tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

Are you sure you acquired this legally?

 

[libluvsbukkake]

Tennessee Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army or
d. WRITE A PLAY



4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic




5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?



7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter or Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. a 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes
b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The University of Tennessee tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

As we now know BN, this exam applies to the Oregon Football Program as well. Enjoy your new coach, who got out of town, as the Bloodhounds were closing in. Players also get paid in the NFL, but there, everyone's good.

 

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As we now know BN, this exam applies to the Oregon Football Program as well. Enjoy your new coach, who got out of town, as the Bloodhounds were closing in. Players also get paid in the NFL, but there, everyone's good.

The exam can apply to many programs - I am certainly no fan of Oregon - I hope they get all of the penalties/sanctions that they deserve.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

The exam can apply to many programs - I am certainly no fan of Oregon - I hope they get all of the penalties/sanctions that they deserve.

Broncho Boy must now be on Suicide watch.

 

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Broncho Boy must now be on Suicide watch.

He took a crack to the teeth with Gonzaga and a slap upside the head with Oregon.

 

[libluvsbukkake]

He took a crack to the teeth with Gonzaga and a slap upside the head with Oregon.

Yeah, how does he now tell himself, that he knows anything about Sports? He will have to go to an entirely new board to spew his brilliance. He's kind of a grifter like that.