Taming Your Partner.....

Scarlett

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:rolleyes:So, with feedback from the spanking thread....

...here is the new thread. Playing off the spanking/hair pulling feedback, how do you go about pleasing, sedating, relaxing, exciting your significant other?

Obviously we heard about the hair pulling & maneuvering.
 
























Start out in the afternoon, go to a nice little ocean or Lakeside restaurant, order some oysters and a couple of Martinis, put all thoughts on business aside and just talk to each other. Then afterward, take a walk and suggest you go back to your place or her place for further 'discussion'. More to come.
 
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I may go with a meal that I would cook at home - a favorite dish of hers. Start off with some appetizers and drinks on the deck with the sun going down . . . of course some good music (maybe Miles Davis 'Kind of Blue'). An hour or so of great anticipitory conversation, then off to the kitchen to make dinner . . .
 






Pale Horse said:
heh

Well you gotta wonder ILA. Why would someone ask something like that unless they got a sex problem? I think they have therapists for that stuff.
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Whatever floats their boat :D

I hope the "tone" wasn't too tough, I mean afterall, according to BrokebackChancre the Somali Butt Pirate Love Doctor, I single handedly took down the poli board with my "tone". He was such a little angel who was set upon by big bad ILA
 
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All this from the guy who doesn't give 2 shits?

Too funny............. we're right here in your head studmuffin - always!

Are you upset because the market's going up again?

How'd that gold short woik for ya?

ROFLMFAO :cool:
 
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It's funny how some of the sad and tired poli board antics follow some, well mostly two, posters over here to the Playground.
 












Scarlett said:
:rolleyes:So, with feedback from the spanking thread....

...here is the new thread. Playing off the spanking/hair pulling feedback, how do you go about pleasing, sedating, relaxing, exciting your significant other?

Obviously we heard about the hair pulling & maneuvering.
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I have her lay on the bed after a couple glasses of wine in something sexy but not trashy.Have 6 chocolate covered strawberries or a nice cheese if she prefers and one more glass of wine.Have the ceiling fan on low as not to not make it too cold.Start with a slow deep foot massage working your way up her leg getting close to her "spot" but not touching it,work your way back down to her toes.Start lightly kissing and nibbling on her toes,slip one in your mouth for added pleasure.(not for first timers most likely) then work your way back up to her "spot" while she starts to delicatly rub her clitoris! When you arrive......I think he will know what to do next!If not call me,I'll finish ya up.:eek:
 






This mood. . . That is actually a tough one as usually it happens without a lot of planning when some stranger stops, there is that glimpse, that longing and I feel that wonderful tingle. Then I have to go home. Ok, at home it is not quite the same, maybe some light porn, a hot soak in a scented tub and a hot oil massage on the bed. He will drip the oil on my naked body and gently nip at my neck and toes while talking dirty. Too much planning is a huge turn off as is the expectation that IT will happen. I prefer the "gosh I've had a bad day and just bend me over". LOL
 






My husband - I get a slinky Quaalude dress on and when he walks in the door Ijust say, "OK, stand right there Mr President," Then I hand him a Martini, pull up a chair, unzip him and give him a really good blow job. Men love good (and I mean good!) blow jobs.

The guy I'm about to have an affair with - I won't be that blatant but before I even have sex with him, I'll give him a blow job he'll never forget. That will tame him and shape him.
 






Vagitarian said:
All this from the guy who doesn't give 2 shits?

Too funny............. we're right here in your head studmuffin - always!

Are you upset because the market's going up again?

How'd that gold short woik for ya?

ROFLMFAO :cool:
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I am doin fine in the market puddin. The gold short didn't work out too badly. I got out at only about 1.5% down. I know that you never take losses in the market so that is probably horrible to you.

But, those of us who understand risk don't mind rolling the dice.

Have fun with your little thread.

BTW, I got the "I live rent free in their head" line from Rush Limbaugh. Just thought I would let you and your new Somali Butt Pirate buddy Brokeback Chancre know who you are honoring when you say it.

Toodles :D
 






Ft Worth Fox said:
My husband - I get a slinky Quaalude dress on and when he walks in the door Ijust say, "OK, stand right there Mr President," Then I hand him a Martini, pull up a chair, unzip him and give him a really good blow job. Men love good (and I mean good!) blow jobs.

The guy I'm about to have an affair with - I won't be that blatant but before I even have sex with him, I'll give him a blow job he'll never forget. That will tame him and shape him.
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How very sad that you couldn't honor the vows that you took on your wedding day. What a shameful, dishonest person you are.

But, hey at least Vagisil doesn't judge :rolleyes:
 






GorgeousGAMS said:
This mood. . . That is actually a tough one as usually it happens without a lot of planning when some stranger stops, there is that glimpse, that longing and I feel that wonderful tingle. Then I have to go home. Ok, at home it is not quite the same, maybe some light porn, a hot soak in a scented tub and a hot oil massage on the bed. He will drip the oil on my naked body and gently nip at my neck and toes while talking dirty. Too much planning is a huge turn off as is the expectation that IT will happen. I prefer the "gosh I've had a bad day and just bend me over". LOL
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Outstanding!
 






Ft Worth Fox said:
My husband - I get a slinky Quaalude dress on and when he walks in the door Ijust say, "OK, stand right there Mr President," Then I hand him a Martini, pull up a chair, unzip him and give him a really good blow job. Men love good (and I mean good!) blow jobs.

The guy I'm about to have an affair with - I won't be that blatant but before I even have sex with him, I'll give him a blow job he'll never forget. That will tame him and shape him.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PmtS_qMdXg

;)
 






Ft Worth Fox said:
My husband - I get a slinky Quaalude dress on and when he walks in the door Ijust say, "OK, stand right there Mr President," Then I hand him a Martini, pull up a chair, unzip him and give him a really good blow job. Men love good (and I mean good!) blow jobs.

The guy I'm about to have an affair with - I won't be that blatant but before I even have sex with him, I'll give him a blow job he'll never forget. That will tame him and shape him.
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I could have written this one! Great!
Men do love great BJs.....

Starting with that is memorable and enticing.....
 






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