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Here's a short list of synonyms for our beloved company. Please add your own.

Hospira / Bethlehem Steel
Chris Begley / Jeff Skilling
Terry Kearney / D. B. Cooper
Plum / Ford F150
Symbiq / DeLorean
Addvantage / BetaMax
VisIV / Segway
SF.com / Garbage Incinerator
Hospira IQ / Trivial Pursuit
Rocky Mount / Chernobyl
Lake Forest / Kindergarten
Marketing / Ice Capades
Early Warning / Yesterday's News
Customers / Angry Birds
Sean O'Donnell / Mad Max
Incentive Plan / Lottery
Board of Directors / School of Jellyfish
Executive Stock Options / Bribes
 






Anonymous said:
Here's a short list of synonyms for our beloved company. Please add your own.

Hospira / Bethlehem Steel
Chris Begley / Jeff Skilling
Terry Kearney / D. B. Cooper
Plum / Ford F150
Symbiq / DeLorean
Addvantage / BetaMax
VisIV / Segway
SF.com / Garbage Incinerator
Hospira IQ / Trivial Pursuit
Rocky Mount / Chernobyl
Lake Forest / Kindergarten
Marketing / Ice Capades
Early Warning / Yesterday's News
Customers / Angry Birds
Sean O'Donnell / Mad Max
Incentive Plan / Lottery
Board of Directors / School of Jellyfish
Executive Stock Options / Bribes
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By far the gayest post ever. You have too much time on your hands. My advice to you includes three options:

1). Quit wasting time and go sell something for Hospira.
2). Quit wasting time and get your resume` out there so you can leave this shithole
3). Quit.
 
























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