So what the fuck?! We're all about to lose our jobs, and the few remaining will be terribly wounded. Yet, we have a slide deck for our upcoming district conference call on "Expense report best practices"; the destined to fail but urgently launched "Lungs and Life" campaign for Stiolto; new goals for diabetes franchise prods and Spiriva asthma; and an admonition to "stay focused and control the controllables". Oh, and the fake "interviews" for HSBS jobs.
Brand Teams, take a breather. Nothing you can do now will change our fate, or yours. Stop the "activity". The cake is baked. It's just getting rancid in the back if the fridge, behind the moldy sour cream. T&E, you too. Our final expense reports will go through like a hot knife through butter. And I'll be sure to attach all the right receipts and sign in sheets. Finally, those making "hiring decisions", stop the madness. Just pick your favs and let the rest of us move on.
Brand Teams, take a breather. Nothing you can do now will change our fate, or yours. Stop the "activity". The cake is baked. It's just getting rancid in the back if the fridge, behind the moldy sour cream. T&E, you too. Our final expense reports will go through like a hot knife through butter. And I'll be sure to attach all the right receipts and sign in sheets. Finally, those making "hiring decisions", stop the madness. Just pick your favs and let the rest of us move on.