Summer Event in Kzoo

[Anonymous]

Who will be planning this year's picnic at Upjohn Park?

 

[Anonymous]

Believe it's Jump'em Up Johnny this year.

 

[Anonymous]

Johnny is in charge but Connie Lingus and Paris Stalsys will be helping out with the invitations and snacks.

 

[Anonymous]

Call Dorothy or Davey.

 

[Anonymous]

Suggest we schedule the Moors CC for our dinner. Erica can get us a good deal.

 

[Anonymous]

Suggest we offer brats, dogs, burgers, sweet corn, cole slaw, jello, beans, fries, and apple pie.

 

[Anonymous]

Who is responsible for bringing the caverject?

 

[Anonymous]

Dick

 

[Anonymous]

Will there be a golf tourney again this year? Erica and Ally owe me money from the last 9 holes at the Moors.

 

[Anonymous]

No golf this year; the Moors was overrun by dairy cows. Davey is scheduling a bowling tourney instead.

 

[Anonymous]

Can't they move the cows?

 

[Anonymous]

No they can't forcibly remove the cows. Cows are sacred in Kzoo, home of the US branch of Hari Krishna. Eat green!

 

[Anonymous]

We could grill steaks on the fairways!

 

[Anonymous]

Why have our event in Kzoo - - - ugliest place in the US!! Since most of us went our East, let's get together in The Big Apple!! We can schedule a day in Lafayette Park and several dinners at great restaurants!! Kevin

 

[Anonymous]

Like the idea of NYC! Do not want to travel back to Looserville, KZOO!!! Kevin, count me in! New Jersey #1

 

[Anonymous]

NYC is the best site - - - do not want to go bowling in Kzoo! Thanks Kevin for setting this event up.

 

[Anonymous]

When and where are we meeting in NYC? Please! I am located in Kzoo and desperately need to get out of this small town Hades!! Thanks Kevin for setting up this event!

 

[Anonymous]

NYC event is scheduled for 5:00PM on Ju.y 3rd at Gramecy Park bandstand. See you there!

 

[Anonymous]

Dang, would miss those midnite cruises on Gull Lake in the buff! Can't we have at least 1 more in KZoo so we could get nekkid again on Gull?

 

[Anonymous]

The Gull is now polluted with waste from TUC animal farm. Sorry but that's the way it is in lovely Kzoo! Timmy the Golfer!