Success Starts Here?

[anonymous]

Success for who? B+L or the patient? Let's pretend success starts for B+L with these bullshit contact lenses. I had LASIK done and it was the single greatest WOW factor of my life. I had a hole-in-one approximately two weeks after having LASIK. I recommend that everyone wearing contact lenses or glasses has LASIK. Bottom line, the bullhsit contact lenses aren't your Superman.

Let's pretend success starts for the patient after purchasing your bullshit contact lenses. If I put the bullshit B+L contact lenses in my eyes all of a sudden, I am going to become a success? Is that right?

Wife: Honey, little johnny is a fuckup in school, how about we buy him a pair of these B+L bullshit contact lenses? b+l claims that success starts here, little johnny will magically transform into a successful student if he wears these bullshit contact lenses I just know it!
Husband: I thought little johnny had perfect vision?
Little johnny: fuck b+l, fuck john in b+l's legal department, I will not wear b+l's bullshit contact lenses nor will I support an unsuccessful company that breeds ignorance.

This is a loser company. Good luck!

 

[anonymous]

Schumer: "Minimal" chance of cuts amid Bausch + Lomb spin-off

My LASIK surgery experience:

I had terrible vision. I wore daily contact lenses for 7 years prior to having LASIK surgery. At least a couple times per week I would fall asleep wearing the contact lenses in my eyes. My eyes would occasionally get dry from the contact lenses. A contact lens would fall out from time to time too. Wearing contact lenses was a nuisance.

I had LASIK surgery performed by one of, if not the best, LASIK surgeon in the area. The practice, staff, and surgery center were all exceptional. The staff thoroughly explained the procedure, the risks, and what to expect. The day of my LASIK surgery I was calm. I had to wear glasses for 6-8 weeks before the surgery. I went from pre-op to the surgery room without my glasses and could barely see. The LASIK surgeon took about 15 minutes to perform her miracle work and I was completely comfortable the entire time. After the surgery was completed, I sat up and the first thing I saw was a clock. I could see the clock perfectly and said "WOW!" I probably said "WOW" no less than 10 times. My vision was corrected to better than perfect. Sixteen-years later and my vision is still better than perfect. LASIK surgery drastically improved my quality of life. The days of dealing with cumbersome contact lenses are long gone.

Not everyone is a candidate for LASIK, but if you are, then I highly recommend it.

I am still thankful and grateful to everyone involved in my LASIK experience.

 

[anonymous]

Success for who? B+L or the patient? Let's pretend success starts for B+L with these bullshit contact lenses. I had LASIK done and it was the single greatest WOW factor of my life. I had a hole-in-one approximately two weeks after having LASIK. I recommend that everyone wearing contact lenses or glasses has LASIK. Bottom line, the bullhsit contact lenses aren't your Superman.

Let's pretend success starts for the patient after purchasing your bullshit contact lenses. If I put the bullshit B+L contact lenses in my eyes all of a sudden, I am going to become a success? Is that right?

Wife: Honey, little johnny is a fuckup in school, how about we buy him a pair of these B+L bullshit contact lenses? b+l claims that success starts here, little johnny will magically transform into a successful student if he wears these bullshit contact lenses I just know it!
Husband: I thought little johnny had perfect vision?
Little johnny: fuck b+l, fuck john in b+l's legal department, I will not wear b+l's bullshit contact lenses nor will I support an unsuccessful company that breeds ignorance.

This is a loser company. Good luck!

Bro why are you a douche?

 

[anonymous]

Bro why are you a douche?

I'm not your bro. Get me paid for my time and I will stop speaking the truth about B+L. It's that simple. I'm not interested in pharma or contact lenses. I just want to be paid for my time and I'll go back to working in a field that I am interested in. Need me to sign a non-disclosure and/or a non-compete? That's fine, no problem.

 

[anonymous]

I'm not your bro. Get me paid for my time and I will stop speaking the truth about B+L. It's that simple. I'm not interested in pharma or contact lenses. I just want to be paid for my time and I'll go back to working in a field that I am interested in. Need me to sign a non-disclosure and/or a non-compete? That's fine, no problem.

Nah, it sounds like you want to get paid and not doing any work.

To that I say FOH

 

[anonymous]

Nah, it sounds like you want to get paid and not doing any work.

To that I say FOH

Define work? The way I see it, I've done plenty of work as it relates to your ignorance (or the ignorance of your colleagues). Moreover, how much work is your compliance department doing or your fake ass CEO?

This company has made plenty of money from the stupidity mentioned above and I want some of it. Better yet, I am definitely going to get some of it.

 

[anonymous]

Define work? The way I see it, I've done plenty of work as it relates to your ignorance (or the ignorance of your colleagues). Moreover, how much work is your compliance department doing or your fake ass CEO?

This company has made plenty of money from the stupidity mentioned above and I want some of it. Better yet, I am definitely going to get some of it.

Compliance ZERO work and millions in pay. seanas house is bigger than joe and christina s put together she’s laughing so hard