Strategic Initiatives will save the day!

[anonymous]

I can’t wait to hear all of the initiatives the Texas rancher has been hard at work at for months. He must have been toiling away to justify the increased salary and decreased responsibilities. Do you think they will be the topic of the national call? I’m so excited to learn how his promotion will benefit the sales force and how he has rolled up his sleeves to make it happen.

 

[anonymous]

The CEO and NSD are both to blame for allowing this to happen.

 

[anonymous]

I can’t wait to hear all of the initiatives the Texas rancher has been hard at work at for months. He must have been toiling away to justify the increased salary and decreased responsibilities. Do you think they will be the topic of the national call? I’m so excited to learn how his promotion will benefit the sales force and how he has rolled up his sleeves to make it happen.

Everyone, including women, will be required to shave their heads to fully model his sales technique

 

[anonymous]

Q: All of the farmer’s herd was sold at auction. What’s a farmer to do?
A: Play more golf.
B. Trash talk others, including the former direct reports whom he hired.
C. Leave the house for the first time this year and make sure everyone knows it.
D. All of the above

 

[anonymous]

Q: All of the farmer’s herd was sold at auction. What’s a farmer to do?
A: Play more golf.
B. Trash talk others, including the former direct reports whom he hired.
C. Leave the house for the first time this year and make sure everyone knows it.
D. All of the above

Well he is tall and men of short stature like to be associated with taller men.

 

[anonymous]

Well he is tall and men of short stature like to be associated with taller men.

It must be a nice and cozy farmhouse. He never wants to leave.

 

[anonymous]

I can’t wait to hear all of the initiatives the Texas rancher has been hard at work at for months. He must have been toiling away to justify the increased salary and decreased responsibilities. Do you think they will be the topic of the national call? I’m so excited to learn how his promotion will benefit the sales force and how he has rolled up his sleeves to make it happen.

Once upon a time there were 3 little pigs. The Bishop, the farmer and the NSD. Common denominator is that that are full of crap.
And the Bishop could not care less. The End.