Who is in charge of these spreadsheets initiatives? Another administrative task so upper management has enough paper to wipe their ass. LabCorp ain't what it used to be.
Spreadsheet Fiasco
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What is the deal with these spreadsheets lately? You must be on the west coast? I've heard some interesting things about the left coast lately. Slim shady
You have not seen spreadsheet hell until you have worked at quest! While some of our initiatives need better direction and more precise data, they are much more useful then what Quest ever delivered. Then again, I guess comparing us to them would not help us.
Should I go work and close business or should I sit here typing these flipping spreadsheets? Between all the BS I probably get in the field two days a week. At least I'm getting caught up on my DVR recordings...lol
You must be in sales too. I just bught my Audi s7. It pays off to work 6-7 days a week. What state are you in? NC is #1.
I received my new business cards today. For some reason my new title states, Administrative Assistant Bitch. I find this repulsive. What are your thoughts? I wasn't hired to fill in these bogus spreadsheets and talk about what I'm gonna do....total Flintstone company.
Wait, I need a spreadsheet to keep track of my spreadsheets! Just imagine if they let go the people watching and creating these spreadsheet how much more profit there would be for the company. I guarantee the people creating them are high paid employees. You need at least 2 people to create a spreadsheet, one to email it out to everyone, and then you need another to keep track of who is not submitting them back. I guess this is how they justify their jobs, isn’t the company all about cutting overhead?
Of which spreadsheet?
The 1 on Monday, Tuesday, or the 3 on Wednesday? And that’s just this week, who knows what it will be on wrap up Friday with 3 or 4. People have to their validate their position by sending out spreadsheets.
Boss look what I found, territory 1234 did not talk to a solo doctor’s office about Labcorp being able to do CBC’s. Flag that person and put them on a plan, there is no excuse not to talk to an office about high profit testing like CBC’s.
The 1 on Monday, Tuesday, or the 3 on Wednesday? And that’s just this week, who knows what it will be on wrap up Friday with 3 or 4. People have to their validate their position by sending out spreadsheets.
Boss look what I found, territory 1234 did not talk to a solo doctor’s office about Labcorp being able to do CBC’s. Flag that person and put them on a plan, there is no excuse not to talk to an office about high profit testing like CBC’s.
Perhaps, if you door to door salesmen were not so lazy and incompetent, we would not have to manage your every move. Ever wonder why all the other employees are treated like adults and you are treated like children? Look in the mirror. Grow up kiddies and learn your place.
You must be a grown up in an office. Obviously a little piggy who thinks she has power. It probably took you two hours to type your little post due to your fat little fingers. Go back to your cubicle cuz you couldn't sell shit anyway.
accounting staff that wrote that ignorant post should spend 1 hours in a lab. Sitting in the ivory tower looking down on everything isn't healthy.
Get a glove and get in the GAME!!!!
Get a glove and get in the GAME!!!!
Looks like a nerve was struck. We all understand why you are ashamed to be a door to door salesman. Not everyone can be an executive, son. Now keep knocking on those doors and make sure your reports are timely and complete.
TLDR for this post.....
LC salesman complains, and LC tech calls him immature....both get butthurt....2 funny, I just make money to make the day go by faster.....THD ftw...
......GET PAID OR GET LAID....OR WASTE UR LYFE.....
LC salesman complains, and LC tech calls him immature....both get butthurt....2 funny, I just make money to make the day go by faster.....THD ftw...
......GET PAID OR GET LAID....OR WASTE UR LYFE.....Spread sheets and conference calls...all day long. Can't get anything else done. Go see my accounts? Yeah right, maybe 3 days a week if I'm lucky. And don't forget to put the notes in CRM. It's becoming ridiculous.
No one buys that bs any longer. You would barely work 2 hours a day if it were up to you and you would never educate yourself, door to door sales boy. Be glad we drag you kicking and screaming into the only way you can feed your family short of welfare or a drive thru fast food gig. You are welcome. Now STFU and do as we say.