Snow Blizzard in Kzoo

[Anonymous]

Hi Folks: This is Donny and we are sick and tired of this snow!! Time to retreat to Gull Lake and sit by the fire!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I saw Denny the Healthcare Translator shoveling snow outside of Bronson Hospital!! He is a consultant on snow now!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Are the hot marketing secretaries still in the zoo? I may need to take me a road trip this Spring.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, a few are still around but they usually need the rubba deek to satisfy them.

 

[Anonymous]

Oh, you mean one of those rubba appendages? They work well.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, a few are still around but they usually need the rubba deek to satisfy them.

Is Little Al's secretary still in Zoo?

 

[Anonymous]

Why yes she is. Glad you asked as she was one of the few that never wore underwear and sported a bearded jungle.

 

[Anonymous]

Why yes she is. Glad you asked as she was one of the few that never wore underwear and sported a bearded jungle.

WOW - SEXY! Did Undermeyer date her?

 

[Anonymous]

WOW - SEXY! Did Undermeyer date her?

Y'all mean over? What a putz!

 

[Anonymous]

Yep, he was the one that discovered the overgrown jungle down dair.

 

[Anonymous]

Yep, he was the one that discovered the overgrown jungle down dair.

ET call home!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Still snowing in Kzoo! SOS!! Why did I come back to live in this god forsaken s**t hole!

 

[Anonymous]

I saw Denny the Healthcare Translator shoveling snow outside of Bronson Hospital!! He is a consultant on snow now!!!

That dude is so hairy he don't need no coat! Saw him looking for Bldg. 88!

 

[Anonymous]

That dude is so hairy he don't need no coat! Saw him looking for Bldg. 88!

Good thing about the hair - - - it is snowing again in the ZOO!! HELP me I am stuck in a snowbank!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Snows acoming in the Zoo again tonight!!! Call the snow translator now!

 

[anonymous]

Help I have fallen in a snow bank and I can't get back up!

 

[anonymous]

Help I have fallen in a snow bank and I can't get back up![/QUOTE
Just point yur schlonger outta da snow and someone will be by . . . .

 

[anonymous]

Sounds like you have used this tactic previously. Did you have Viagra is your jacket to help the rescue effort? Spent two years in shhole Kzoo.

 

[anonymous]

Hoe deep is the snow in Kzoo?

 

[anonymous]

Snow is deeper than a witche's nippleodion! And getting deeper!