Six Sigma Champions: Get BUSY

[anonymous]

You told us our pipeline would be full, would be successful.

Get busy. NOW

 

[anonymous]

Our Six Sigma metrics show that our work was a complete success. We now await our recognition and rewards. You're welcome.

 

[anonymous]

Our Six Sigma metrics show that our work was a complete success. We now await our recognition and rewards. You're welcome.

Metrics as rigged as high-frequency trading

 

[anonymous]

We choose what we
Wish to measure
To insure our own
Maximum pleasure

 

[anonymous]

...these are daze...
You will remember:

Sanofi cuts research staffers in Boston as reorganization looms: report
February 23, 2016

...never before, and never since....I promise...

 

[anonymous]

...these are daze...
You will remember:

Sanofi cuts research staffers in Boston as reorganization looms: report
February 23, 2016

...never before, and never since....I promise...

...will the whole world be more than this:

Sanofi ($SNY) is cutting more than 30 lab workers in its Boston hub, according to theBoston Globe. Citing staffers, the report notes that the jobs are being axed in groups that were part of the Genzyme

 

[anonymous]

Hear the signs and know
THEY'RE SPEAKING
TO YOU...

 

[anonymous]

...these are daze...
You will remember:

Sanofi cuts research staffers in Boston as reorganization looms: report
February 23, 2016

...never before, and never since....I promise...

Sanofi is crazy. They think they can just push through their combination glp-1/insulin combination and get an instant blockbuster. Not so fast, Brandicourt. Also, they dumped their epi pen and Afrezza. Sanofi, two birds in the hand are better than one egg in the bush!

 

[anonymous]

Hear the signs and know
THEY'RE SPEAKING
TO YOU...

THEY'RE saying--

Get Out...
GET Out...
GET OUT
WHILE YOU CAN!​

 

[anonymous]

You told us our pipeline would be full, would be successful.

Get busy. NOW

Sorry to tell the management that bought into it: "There's a sucker born every minute." PT Barnum

 

[anonymous]

You told us our pipeline would be full, would be successful.

Get busy. NOW

Sorry, but we, your leadership, made a slight typo in our statement. We meant to say, "Our pensions will be full and our retirements successful". Please get back to your menial jobs as luxury vacations are dependent on it.

With loving kindness,

Your beloved leadership

 

[anonymous]

You told us our pipeline would be full, would be successful.

Get busy. NOW

Sorry, but we, your leadership, made a slight typo in our statement. We meant to say, "Our pensions will be full and our retirements successful". Please get back to your menial jobs as our luxury vacations are dependent on it.

With loving kindness,

Your beloved leadership

 

[anonymous]

Sorry, but we, your leadership, made a slight typo in our statement. We meant to say, "Our pensions will be full and our retirements successful". Please get back to your menial jobs as our luxury vacations are dependent on it.

With loving kindness,

Your beloved leadership

Reallocations will be necessary for business reasons and compensatory for arrogant and impulsive acquisitions. Corporate jets to be retained for replays of said actions.

 

[anonymous]

You told us our pipeline would be full, would be successful.

Get busy. NOW

Don't get your hopes up. Six Sigma always was and forever will be a friggin' joke at Lilly. Like everything else, they took a proven methodology and bastardized it.