Six minutes until the Bart and Jan show

[Anonymous]

tune in on WFYI

 

[Anonymous]

Gary dick says get your Hoosier Momma

 

[Anonymous]

Sponsored by Bio X roads?????????????????????

 

[Anonymous]

Scotty's brewhouse growing

Now THAT is positive

 

[Anonymous]

"The wind sector has been great for us...

Particularly after a $5 footlong"

 

[Anonymous]

"How to mitigate the effects of losing environmental compliance knowledge"

Well, it hasn't affected us much. In this economic climate we can poison thousands with levels of air toxics exceeding Clean Air Act regulations for over two years now.

Crisis? What crisis?

 

[Anonymous]

Jan usually projects a very stoic and unemotional image, but next to Bart, he looks like a hyper-animated wild man.

 

[Anonymous]

New ways to improve employee wellness, coming up... after we get rid of the undesirables.

 

[Anonymous]

Get someone in there to powder their shiny foreheads, for Christ's sake.

 

[Anonymous]

Bart,

Your corporation could get universities to do the same, with much great efficacy, and much lower cost.

Also, what happened to your tongue? It appears to be stuck in the back of your throat as if you are gagging on your words.

No problem here. You are among other muted Lilly colleagues.

 

[Blinkered BBQ'd Baaart]

Blinkered BBQ'd Baaart

"Oh blinkered, blitzed baaaart, soused on a HoosierMama BloodyMary or 12, staring blindly at the camera, prevarication spewing from your mouthhole, contemplating failure...contemplating lies and mass layoffs. The only constant, the "LOST IN SPACE" or "VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA"-like display panel blinking frantically behind your bulbous orange head..."