Sing to the tune of "Merry Christmas to you"

[Anonymous]

Your nuts roasting on a Plainsboro fire,
Old reps and kids cut by the end of the year,
Execs still are fat in their compensation,
I hope you all survive the new year.

 

[Anonymous]

does this mean there will be more for the retiree?

 

[Anonymous]

does this mean there will be more for the retiree?

After the next 5 years there will be almost no retires from BMS ever again.

 

[Anonymous]

Your nuts roasting on a Plainsboro fire,
Old reps and kids cut by the end of the year,
Execs still are fat in their compensation,
I hope you all survive the new year.

This is the real Plainsboro Christmas greeting!