Shire to launch ICO Cryptocurrency, Phlegmcoin - to be traded on all major exchanges

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Shire to launch ICO Cryptocurrency, Phlegmcoin - to be traded on all major exchanges
Shire announces the launch of an initial coin offering, Phlegmcoin, to be traded on all major exchanges, including C0inba5e. The new crypto, named after the company's CEO, is expected to lift Shire's stock price substantially over 2018. Employees based at the company's HQ in Ireland will be able to use the new coin to purchase lunch in the cafeteria. It is expected that eventually bonuses will be paid out in Phlegmcoin.
Shire's CEO said, "We had to do something to lift the stock price. Cryptos' trade on rumors, and our company has more rumors on C@fepharma and Glassd00r than any other pharma!"
 












Lol... flem is taking all profits from lowering reps Vyvanse payouts and investing it all in the new currency... he has had five years without making a good business decision. Maybe this is the one that ends the streak
 












He aptly clarified to investors that this new currency was part of his precious Rare Disease portfolio, because that makes total sense to everybody. If you say it, it must be true Flem just like dry eye, the rare disease experienced by millions across the country. Ha-ha-ha
 












Dear Shire Family,
Yesterday, we released a press release about our new crypto currency offering, Phlegmcoin. I would like to announce a contest to design a logo for our new coin. Please email your designs or post your ideas below and I will judge and select a winning logo next week. Here are some suggested designs from the executive team:
1 My headshot
2 A Canary Island Beach Scene
3 Me relaxing on the beach

Once we choose a logo, we will launch the coin and you can begin earning it and using it.


In good health,
FO
 




































How will Phlegmcoin be priced?
How do we purchase it?
Will employees globally have access to it?
Will non-Shire employees have access?
Will it have Flemming’s face on it?
 






anonymous said:
How will Phlegmcoin be priced? 10 to 1 on the Shire Reward Point Exchange. $1 coin = $10 reward points
How do we purchase it?-ShireRewards.COM
Will employees globally have access to it?-If there are any employees left [who haven't quit] by the time it's released YES
Will non-Shire employees have access? Non Lispers YESTH
Will it have Flemming’s face on it?
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- Pink Phlegmingo w/head in the sand
 






























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