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It's time to step it up a notch.

Six-Sgma isn't getting the job done, so Surya is about to announce plans
to move to Seven-Sigma. This will involve changing the Black Belt System
to Black Ops/Special Forces designations awarded after 18 months of covert statistical analysis performed from special command centers in Teterboro and India. Employees that complete projects achieving this higher standard will be awarded berets and will be given additional statistical efficiency projects to work on.

Yes We Can!
 












Anonymous said:
It's time to step it up a notch.

Six-Sgma isn't getting the job done, so Surya is about to announce plans
to move to Seven-Sigma. This will involve changing the Black Belt System
to Black Ops/Special Forces designations awarded after 18 months of covert statistical analysis performed from special command centers in Teterboro and India. Employees that complete projects achieving this higher standard will be awarded berets and will be given additional statistical efficiency projects to work on.

Yes We Can!
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Why move to 7 when they can't achieve 6? This is a only a sales pitch to Wall Street.
 






Because 7-Sigma can be achieved!

Quest employees will be offered six-hour energy drinks (as opposed to 5-hour).

And employees will also be required to perform 4-minute ab workouts (as opposed to 5-minute).

Quest and its employees are going to become a LEAN MEAN LAB MACHINE!

Yes We Can!
 






Anonymous said:
Because 7-Sigma can be achieved!

Quest employees will be offered six-hour energy drinks (as opposed to 5-hour).

And employees will also be required to perform 4-minute ab workouts (as opposed to 5-minute).

Quest and its employees are going to become a LEAN MEAN LAB MACHINE!

Yes We Can!
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Dude, you might want to cut back to a four-hour energy drink.
 












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