"My Daddy always said that there ain't no free lunch. Shoot, a free lunch would taste like crap anyway. Know what I mean"?
no, not really since in our job we do get free lunch with all the lunches and snacks that we provide and i must say free lunch and snacks taste pretty darn good to me! lol
"Why not try redirecting that anger? You might be amazed what you can do with the help of Jesus".
boy, you have it made! what a lucky guy! WWJD? redirecting your anger? did you attend the same anger management sessions as our management team?
"P.S. I got 4 wives, not too worried".
i guess "Jesus" helped you by means of bigamy? you are selling the right products with all those hormones raging in your household!
"Plus, my Daddy's 3 widows to cook and clean and take care of the house".
i guess "Jesus" helped you by means of slavery too with all the help cooking and cleaning you have goin' on? man i better cancel my cleaning service that i pay for with my expense money and follow in your footsteps! thanks for all your help!