Refrigerator

[anonymous]

Dear powers that be at Lilly,
Please come get this energy sucking refrigerator out of my tiny house. We were hoping to have samples again but that doesn’t seem possible due to supply. Energy companies have again raised their rates and the stipend that you fell is fair is far from covering the cost of keeping this massive heat generating fridge plugged in with no samples. At least let us unplug them if we aren’t getting samples. smh

 

[anonymous]

It doesn't matter, dear sales reps, as there are a number of "innovation" projects based upon Generative AI that can replace you. This is in months, not years. Don't believe me, then just ask around the various marketing teams. This is actually a great day to get rid of you parasites and if someone wants samples to just interact with an AI bot.

 

[anonymous]

It doesn't matter, dear sales reps, as there are a number of "innovation" projects based upon Generative AI that can replace you. This is in months, not years. Don't believe me, then just ask around the various marketing teams. This is actually a great day to get rid of you parasites and if someone wants samples to just interact with an AI bot.

What a terrible thing to say…. Karma

 

[anonymous]

What a terrible thing to say…. Karma

karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green
Didn't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet, I heard you say
That my love (my love) was an addiction
When we cling (we cling), our love is strong
When you go (you go), you're gone forever
You string along, you string along
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green

 

[anonymous]

Dear powers that be at Lilly,
Please come get this energy sucking refrigerator out of my tiny house. We were hoping to have samples again but that doesn’t seem possible due to supply. Energy companies have again raised their rates and the stipend that you fell is fair is far from covering the cost of keeping this massive heat generating fridge plugged in with no samples. At least let us unplug them if we aren’t getting samples. smh

 

[anonymous]

It doesn't matter, dear sales reps, as there are a number of "innovation" projects based upon Generative AI that can replace you. This is in months, not years. Don't believe me, then just ask around the various marketing teams. This is actually a great day to get rid of you parasites and if someone wants samples to just interact with an AI bot.

Must have been rejected for a job and now working as a greeter at Wally World!