Yep, Janssen pulled my dick so hard it fell off! Thankfully Quintiles will cover the expense to sew it back on! It's still pulsating so that's a good sign.
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Once again penis-schlong-wank dude writes another "hilarious" post! Awesome P-S-W guy, you should write for Conan, or Colbert or anywhere but here!
Maybe wanker has a wank and just wishes it were a winker.
anybody stressed???