Red Bull Long Con

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I left the company. Can't stand this madness. BUT, before I leave may I present to you the best MONEY MAKER in the biz.........THe Red Bull Long Con......I do lunches almost everyday. I had good access with my docs.

So for lunch everyday I get food and also swing by the local Costco. Pick up a 40 to 50 buck cachet of Red Bull for each lunch. Then at the end of the week I take it all back for the cash. The expense shows up on my Am Ex and since they do cash returns I walk with the money.

I'm up a couple grand on this so that's that........enjoy.
 


















Anonymous said:
I left the company. Can't stand this madness. BUT, before I leave may I present to you the best MONEY MAKER in the biz.........THe Red Bull Long Con......I do lunches almost everyday. I had good access with my docs.

So for lunch everyday I get food and also swing by the local Costco. Pick up a 40 to 50 buck cachet of Red Bull for each lunch. Then at the end of the week I take it all back for the cash. The expense shows up on my Am Ex and since they do cash returns I walk with the money.

I'm up a couple grand on this so that's that........enjoy.
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cool
 






I have to say this is a great idea. Redbull is an item you can return. It does fall under allowable beverage expenses and if you are under your 25 doller per person spend it should slide by just fine. Just split the receipt people. Brilliant!
 


















I actually have THREE long cons going. Not gonna dive away details for obvious reasons. I have been at PSS for 6 years and am on my 3rd contract here. I would say my cons have got me about $32,000 so far! All tax free, You just have o be smart. The management here are all 4th rate so it is pretty easy. GOOD LUCK!
 






What's your big long com Mr. 32,000? The only cons at this place are:

1. Return stuff for cash like the first poster said.
2. Drive a fuel efficient car and really really pad your milage.
3. Work at Publicis and take a second pharma job at the same time.

That's is it.
 






Anonymous said:
What's your big long com Mr. 32,000? The only cons at this place are:

1. Return stuff for cash like the first poster said.
2. Drive a fuel efficient car and really really pad your milage.
3. Work at Publicis and take a second pharma job at the same time.

That's is it.
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You are very wrong my intellectually challenge newbie.
 












Anonymous said:
I left the company. Can't stand this madness. BUT, before I leave may I present to you the best MONEY MAKER in the biz.........THe Red Bull Long Con......I do lunches almost everyday. I had good access with my docs.

So for lunch everyday I get food and also swing by the local Costco. Pick up a 40 to 50 buck cachet of Red Bull for each lunch. Then at the end of the week I take it all back for the cash. The expense shows up on my Am Ex and since they do cash returns I walk with the money.

I'm up a couple grand on this so that's that........enjoy.
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Appalling! If you aren't lying, which I suspect you probably are, I hope they catch your dumb a$$ and throw you in jail.
 












You can't get caught. You are allowed to buy drinks for lunches. You can submit receipts for more than one place where you got your food. So this is perfect. Last month I had an office that wanted subway and chick fil a and a salad because one doc was vegan. I hated doing it but I submitted my three receipts and it was accepted just fine.

The drink thing is killer idea.
 






Anonymous said:
You can't get caught. You are allowed to buy drinks for lunches. You can submit receipts for more than one place where you got your food. So this is perfect. Last month I had an office that wanted subway and chick fil a and a salad because one doc was vegan. I hated doing it but I submitted my three receipts and it was accepted just fine.

The drink thing is killer idea.
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And he just put it on Cafepharma. So if you are so inclined to cheat the system you will now get caught. For the Lamont that put his scam on Cafepharma you are probably the only rep that bought red bull for lunches so you will be busted. If it adds up to enough money the company will probably come after you. They have all your receipts.
 






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And he just put it on Cafepharma. So if you are so inclined to cheat the system you will now get caught. For the Lamont that put his scam on Cafepharma you are probably the only rep that bought red bull for lunches so you will be busted. If it adds up to enough money the company will probably come after you. They have all your receipts.
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They will get caught? LOL. This company is so incompetent and screwed up they couldn't catch you if they wanted to. And that's the thing; they don't want to catch you because they don't care. Every one here is just going through the motions until they can get a real job. I regularly scam the expense system and my inept old fuck DM could not care less. He only makes a appearance at meetings and fakes his ride along reports. This place is such a funny cesspool.
 






Anonymous said:
I left the company. Can't stand this madness. BUT, before I leave may I present to you the best MONEY MAKER in the biz.........THe Red Bull Long Con......I do lunches almost everyday. I had good access with my docs.

So for lunch everyday I get food and also swing by the local Costco. Pick up a 40 to 50 buck cachet of Red Bull for each lunch. Then at the end of the week I take it all back for the cash. The expense shows up on my Am Ex and since they do cash returns I walk with the money.

I'm up a couple grand on this so that's that........enjoy.
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Step 1 download Amex purchase data for recently terminated employees.
Step 2 sort the data for Costco charges.
Step 3 cross-reference with expense reports.
Step 4 issue a demand letter for repayment and potentially prosecute.

Sound like a plan?

Think Costco would cooperate?
 












??? And when you get to the point of prosecuting, you do what? Stand up in court and convince an entire room that all your bogus receipts are legit?
Sounds waaayyy too much work and difficult a con to pull -- and too much attention.
 












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