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I am excited for the meeting - packed some condoms, lube, and some nice spirits to put in my water bottle.

It will be fun to laugh at all the fools on the stage pat themselves on the back.

See you soon- hot men I will be wearing a nice short skirt for you and no undies :)
 












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I am excited for the meeting - packed some condoms, lube, and some nice spirits to put in my water bottle.

It will be fun to laugh at all the fools on the stage pat themselves on the back.

See you soon- hot men I will be wearing a nice short skirt for you and no undies :)
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Now, too bad we do not know each other. I absolutely know for a fact there are a number of us "wild" types at the meeting. I will be wearing a nice push-up bra and no underwear. Good idea about the booze in the water. . . I might try that. Gonna need it for some of the glad handing and the B.S. Awards ceremony where my head will pop off and roll across the floor.
 




































These useless meetings are playgrounds for all the reps to do absolutely nothing but act like wild monkeys, rabbits, etc. all the while showing everyone around how stupid he/she can be in front of the upper executives. Dumb fools, don't you know it is a trap?!?!? Fill a group of 5,000+ adults with boos, bars, and beds and let's just watch them screw up!!
 












Now besides SSRI and PPI, many Merck reps will be on herpes meds after all these meetings. But then they would be all displaced by the time their general diseases are in full blown, working elsewhere. :)
 






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Now besides SSRI and PPI, many Merck reps will be on herpes meds after all these meetings. But then they would be all displaced by the time their general diseases are in full blown, working elsewhere. :)
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You are kidding? I realize herpes is a nasty little bug, but it is truly not that common nor is it that easy to catch unless the virus is shedding. Most people at these meetings that hook up know each other pretty well. I doubt anyone would want to 'infect' a friend. Just saying. It is not like we are all screwing escorts and whores. This is kind of like friends with benefits to make these terrible meetings remotely tolerable. That is how sad the state of affairs at Merck. One would think it would be the dialogue and great take-away messages, but no. It is that once a quarter get away with a long lost counterpart that is most memorable. Merck should try harder to have engaging meaningful meetings that teach us something and are filled with experts and interaction instead of B.S corporate good-ole boys spouting their MBA garbage with all new acronyms. Meaningful meetings would mean people would be uplifted (new concept for Merck) and actually tired at the end of the day from enjoyment in what they do rather than filled with self-loathing over such a meaningless job and vast corporate waste to make management feel important. The only compensation is to fall into the arms of another for comfort and solice in the storm.
 






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You are kidding? I realize herpes is a nasty little bug, but it is truly not that common nor is it that easy to catch unless the virus is shedding. Most people at these meetings that hook up know each other pretty well. I doubt anyone would want to 'infect' a friend. Just saying. It is not like we are all screwing escorts and whores. This is kind of like friends with benefits to make these terrible meetings remotely tolerable. That is how sad the state of affairs at Merck. One would think it would be the dialogue and great take-away messages, but no. It is that once a quarter get away with a long lost counterpart that is most memorable. Merck should try harder to have engaging meaningful meetings that teach us something and are filled with experts and interaction instead of B.S corporate good-ole boys spouting their MBA garbage with all new acronyms. Meaningful meetings would mean people would be uplifted (new concept for Merck) and actually tired at the end of the day from enjoyment in what they do rather than filled with self-loathing over such a meaningless job and vast corporate waste to make management feel important. The only compensation is to fall into the arms of another for comfort and solice in the storm.
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Agree that these meetings are intolerable...all BS...but don't think "falling into the arms of another" is the answer. Not worth any health risks, nor good for your reputation. Always keep business and personal separate is what I live by, and this has served me well.
 






With all the dogs that Merck hires and you must be a 'woofer' yourself to have that mentality at a company meeting! It ain't about morals but common sense..you don't eat where you shit and I've seen several married reps screwing at meetings and making a mess out of their careers when someone noticed! Nothing shows less personal judgement than screwing someone you work with (add both married and you show even less judgement). If you want to talk about promotions and demotions there's something for the bosses to look at..poor judgement beats strategy and 'culture' everyday and some nights!
 






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With all the dogs that Merck hires and you must be a 'woofer' yourself to have that mentality at a company meeting! It ain't about morals but common sense..you don't eat where you shit and I've seen several married reps screwing at meetings and making a mess out of their careers when someone noticed! Nothing shows less personal judgement than screwing someone you work with (add both married and you show even less judgement). If you want to talk about promotions and demotions there's something for the bosses to look at..poor judgement beats strategy and 'culture' everyday and some nights!
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Agree. Fools with a jackass mentality.
 






Ask "Magic" Johnson how he was infected with HIV. You don't have the money to stay alive that long as he does. Yeah, friends don't give friends herpes, VD or whatever. If you are truly a Merck employee then you reflects why we have declined as a company. That kind of behavior further worsen the already toxic environment. On the other hand, I guess you are behaving as some would in a sinking ship as all rules, morals, common sense are gone.
 






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With all the dogs that Merck hires and you must be a 'woofer' yourself to have that mentality at a company meeting! It ain't about morals but common sense..you don't eat where you shit and I've seen several married reps screwing at meetings and making a mess out of their careers when someone noticed! Nothing shows less personal judgement than screwing someone you work with (add both married and you show even less judgement). If you want to talk about promotions and demotions there's something for the bosses to look at..poor judgement beats strategy and 'culture' everyday and some nights!
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You care why? LMAO!!! Anyone who thinks we are even going to be around in five years is a fool regardless of your high morals or status. All of us might as well play while Rome burns because there are no other choices when you cannot get out due to age, tenure, too long in pharma. Demotions? We are already at S1 and have received a cut in pay. I do not think it can get worse and personally, I would welcome being fired so that I could collect unemployment and retrain to do something entirely different. Just because your moral clock is pointed at Noon does not mean someone else's that is pointed at Three is bad. Common sense? If any of us had it, we would not be working for Merck.
 






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Ask "Magic" Johnson how he was infected with HIV. You don't have the money to stay alive that long as he does. Yeah, friends don't give friends herpes, VD or whatever. If you are truly a Merck employee then you reflects why we have declined as a company. That kind of behavior further worsen the already toxic environment. On the other hand, I guess you are behaving as some would in a sinking ship as all rules, morals, common sense are gone.
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OMG! You are so stupid. You really think flandering is the downfall of Merck? How about total and complete corruption at the top. Go read that posts on all the MBAs who need consultants to tell them what temperature the water is while their feet burn.
 












If you're white and your partner is white and straight and not an IV drug user, and lives in a rural area, your chances of contracting anything besides a cold are probably about .001%. Just saying. That being said, people GROW UP! No need to act lack teenagers just because these meetings are a waste of time. You could have made an effort to contribute something useful rather than use it as nothing more than an extended party.
 






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