R.I.P. the PM System

[Anonymous]

also R.I.P. the FIPNET system, and R.I.P. Six Sigma. All are failures.

It's time for Lilly employees to start working together, and to disengage from fierce, but hidden competition. Really, these social and financial engineering experiments were just that: experiments. And there is no such thing as a failed experiment.

Twenty-five percent across the board salary cuts, and performance ratings based upon collaborative results.

 

[Anonymous]

¡Mira, FIPNet muy fuerte!---Juan£oco£eiter

 

[Anonymous]

Hey don't knock it. I've made a pretty good living promoting Six Sigma concepts as a consultant. It was an easy sell at Lilly where the leadership team lives in a fantasy land.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey don't knock it. I've made a pretty good living promoting Six Sigma concepts as a consultant. It was an easy sell at Lilly where the leadership team lives in a fantasy land.

Tell them what they want to hear. Works like a charm, never fails.

"What a great idea!"

 

[Anonymous]

I've been exemplary for 5 years now. That's come in handy, as my wife thinks that I am really "above it all" in terms of our sex life. However, I keep milking it twice a day, once in the morning, once before bed, sometimes even during the nooner hour at work....