Put the Coffee Down!!!

[Anonymous]

Coffee is for closers only! You think I'm fucking with you? Im not fucking with you. Im here from HQ and I'm here on a mission of mercy. You call yourselves sales people you pieces of shit? You can't sell Crestor? 1st prize is a company car, second prize is a set of steaknives, third place is your fired. you can't sell You are shit! Only one thing counts on this life, get them to sign that script you losers. ABC

 

[Anonymous]

Coffee is for closers only! You think I'm fucking with you? Im not fucking with you. Im here from HQ and I'm here on a mission of mercy. You call yourselves sales people you pieces of shit? You can't sell Crestor? 1st prize is a company car, second prize is a set of steaknives, third place is your fired. you can't sell You are shit! Only one thing counts on this life, get them to sign that script you losers. ABC

Great Movie!!

 

[Bozo the pharma. rep.]

Great Movie!!

I sell, I create a customer profile and hone in on a PATIENT TYPE, then I ask for the script.. Doc would you write crestor for Mr. Jones today ? and he agrees. I win ! Winning, tigers blood baby. I tell mr pizza man to put one pepperoni pie on the side ill pick it up on way home at 3 and WInning, I got dinner....fillerup with premium its free ! as the cars say,,,,,let the good times role...


layofffs, shmayoffs

 

[Anonymous]

I sell, I create a customer profile and hone in on a PATIENT TYPE, then I ask for the script.. Doc would you write crestor for Mr. Jones today ? and he agrees. I win ! Winning, tigers blood baby. I tell mr pizza man to put one pepperoni pie on the side ill pick it up on way home at 3 and WInning, I got dinner....fillerup with premium its free ! as the cars say,,,,,let the good times role...


layofffs, shmayoffs

Uh, ya cannot fill-er-up with premium. I call fake.

 

[Anonymous]

HQ: A-B-C Always Be Closing. Always Be Closing
PSS: The docs on my STP cannpot be accessed. That is weak!
HQ: That is weak? You are weak you fucking faggot! I can go out there tonight with your crappy no access docs and make myself $10,000. Tonight! Can you?

 

[Anonymous]

Coffee is for closers only! You think I'm fucking with you? Im not fucking with you. Im here from HQ and I'm here on a mission of mercy. You call yourselves sales people you pieces of shit? You can't sell Crestor? 1st prize is a company car, second prize is a set of steaknives, third place is your fired. you can't sell You are shit! Only one thing counts on this life, get them to sign that script you losers. ABC

The good news is you're fired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

 

[Anonymous]

Hit the bricks, pal, cuz YOU'RE GOING OUT!

 

[Anonymous]

ABC, go back to grade school and learn the ABCs of spelling and punctuation. Low SAT scores?

 

[Anonymous]

ABC, go back to grade school and learn the ABCs of spelling and punctuation. Low SAT scores?

Get a sense of humor, you pompous twit! I'm sure your in great demand among your lame friends