Seriously, why not have an experimental chicken farm? Feed them the leftovers from the LCC vittle offerings, fatten them up, and ship to your local KFCs.
Feed them various Elanco products to determine which results in the tastiest legs, thighs, wings. We have considerable local talent to help in our assessments.
Y'all don't understand. Underground, is the top top secret Lilly pipeline Manhattan project, slated to propel Eli Lilly and Company to the top #1 big pharma company by 2015.
Everyone will take a 50% pay cut (minimum!) - take it or leave it - and at the same time, company will be erecting pole barns and set up ultra-efficient generic manufacturing facilities.